FOF #512 - Ratting Out Your Friends - 04.13.07


Real friends tell you when you are wrong. What do you do when you catch your best friend making out with a boy at a pool party and know full well she shouldn't be doing that?
My fabulous niece, my "baby-girl" Victoria Morales comes over to talk about why she called her friend's mother to tell on her misbehavior.
Everyone should have a daughter or a friend like Victoria who watches out for you when you've lost yourself in the moment.
Join Fausto, Marc and Victoria as we talk about our trip to the Shedd Aquarium where we saw dolphins take a poop underwater, petted millipedes, got bored by a lame "sea mammals" show and met a komodo dragon named Faust.
We also chat about some interesting animal news. There is a bird in England that is attempting to hatch foil covered chocolate eggs and attacks anyone that tries to come near them. There is also a swan in China that likes to feed the feed the fish in its pond. And the Dutch have invented a dog food that eliminates much of your dog's elimination.
Check out these fabulous photos from our trip to the Aquarium.
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Comments
I love Veronica! She's so nice, she IS a Fernós!
But that part about telling on her friend is not cool, and anyway, what is she doing hanging out with a 13 year old?
Nice charming episodeas always
Said by: Juan Jaime at April 13, 2007 05:18 AM
Victoria,
Happy upcoming 16th Birthday! How lucky to have Fausto and Marc as your fun gay uncles showing you Chicago. As far as your friend, in time hopefully if you guys are true friends, you both will come around and bury the hatchet.
Said by: Cliff Dix(from Atlanta) at April 13, 2007 08:30 AM
Too many teenage girls ruin their lives by getting pregnant these days, and too many gay teenage boys are getting HIV for the same reason.
Good for you Victoria for telling your friends mom what happened! You might have just saved her from making a terrible mistake later on.
Said by: MIstress Chapstinka at April 13, 2007 10:36 AM
Horton, of "Horton Hears a Who" was also featured in "Horton Hatches an Egg." His tag line was something like, "I meant what I said and I said what I meant; an elephant's faithful one hundred percent."
Said by: Nick in Des Moines at April 13, 2007 12:05 PM
Happy B-Day Victoria!
It's good to hear some responsible teens are still out there! Good for you!
Loved it everytime Victoria wanted to "just slap" someone...
Have her on again!
Buzz
Said by: Buzz at April 13, 2007 12:31 PM
Don't I have a wonderful granddaughter?! I'm so happpy for Fausto and Marc that they get to enjoy being with her these few days! I'm dying to know if Victoria actually dyes her hair- blue! I just wish I could be in Chicago to be there with them...
Victoria, your friend is going to miss you terribly, if she isn't already. And her mom is making a HUGE mistake not listening to you- after all you did it for your friend's good. If the mom wants to hide her head in the sand and deny what's going on, well, that's her problem... You did the right thing.
Your friend is really sweet and smart, deep down, and she'll come around. Just be patient. But I would let her know how her lying to her mom hurt not only herself but you...
Said by: Patricia Fernós at April 13, 2007 02:01 PM
I *Heart* Victoria Morales!!! Victoria was so much fun. Talk about a young lady who has her shit together. Let's hear it for Victoria!!!
Said by: RcktMan at April 13, 2007 09:26 PM
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