FOF #476 - American Idol Contestant #37925 - 02.07.07
Oh happy day. What a good day for freaky news.
Not a good day for American Idol contestant #37925, Jasmine Holland (who's orange pants are pictured here.) We can't seem to figure why the producers thought it would be a good idea to share this angle of the contestant. Hypnotic, isn't it?
Sorry, she didn't get to go to Hollywood.
Not a good week for astronaut Lisa Marie Nowak who has been charged with attempted first-degree murder on Monday.
The mission specialist on the Space Shuttle Discovery flight last summer was caught in possession of a BB pistol, knife and latex gloves, wearing a trench coat, a wig and DIAPERS so she could drive 1,000 miles from Houston, Texas to the Orlando Florida airport to stalk and mace U.S. Air Force Captain Colleen Shipman for sleeping with fellow NASA astronaut Bill Oefelein.
When Shipman got into her car at the airport parking lot she was approached by Nowak looking like a homeless Carmen Sandiego claiming she needed a ride and use of her cell phone.
Shipman had her window rolled up, and Nowak pretended to be hard of hearing to gain her sympathy, so she rolled down her window when Nowak sprayed her in the face with mace. Shipman sped away to the parking lot's toll booth where police quickly apprehended the homicidal astronaut.
In space or an airport parking lot, nobody can hear you scream.
This three way just smells ready of a made for TV movie. Valerie Bertinelli, get ready! If Charlize Theron can win an Oscar for playing serial killing lesbian Aileen Wuornos, then certainly anyone who takes on the role of Lisa Marie Nowak would qualify for at least a daytime Emmy.
Is it too soon to make "Free Lisa Marie" t-shirts?
Listen to today's show as Miss Ronnie, Marc Felion and me, Fausto Fernós, talk about Easy Bake Ovens, mini pigs in China, humans in cages at zoo's and naked Dutch gyms.
We cut you up good- Feast of Fools.
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Ronnie calm down or you gunna killl yoself!
Said by: JimmyDe at February 7, 2007 03:19 AM
Christ on toast! That's not cameltoe, that's foopa-toe.
Said by: James at February 7, 2007 04:49 AM
HEY!!! Today's cast didn't make it on iTunes!
Said by: Buzz at February 7, 2007 07:00 AM
Hi Guys. What a classic episode of FOF Hilarious !!! I'm roaring with laughter! Hope you feel better soon Fausto. Cheers
Said by: Larry Jenkin at February 7, 2007 08:26 AM
The above comments are torture! Not only is it a Miss Ronnie episode but it's supposedly a great one too!!!!! Damn itunes and all they stand for! x
Said by: Gary C at February 7, 2007 09:46 AM
What's up with itunes???
Said by: Gary T at February 7, 2007 09:51 AM
Yeah, I had to get around iTuness today too. Just right-click on the link and choose "save target as" and change the .mpeg extension to .mp3
Said by: Rick at February 7, 2007 10:25 AM
i didnt get today's show cause i leave by 7am EST for work...my job blocks downloads so could someone email me the mp3 of today's show my email is [triscast at gmail dot com]..i needs me some FOF at work before i start cuttin' bitches up in here!
Said by: raequel at February 7, 2007 12:00 PM
Sadly our feed is down.
It doesnt seem to want to validate. Any help with this, anyone?
http://feedvalidator.org/check.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.feastoffools.net%2Findex.xml
Said by: Fausto at February 7, 2007 01:37 PM
Does anyone know the song "Cameltoe" by the group Fannypack? It would be a good theme song for that orange-bottomed American (non-)Idol.
Said by: Milton in NYC at February 7, 2007 05:59 PM
Feed is working now! Sorry for the inconvenience.
Said by: Fausto at February 7, 2007 06:03 PM
HYSTERICAL show all! Loved the story about the drill and the cake batter! Cracked me UP. Always wanted one of those ovens.
Said by: Aaron C. at February 7, 2007 07:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0x6wI
cameltoe video by fannypack
Said by: JimmyDe at February 7, 2007 09:22 PM
Oh Ronnie... Fausto showed me the picture of that tropical depression last night and I said the exact same thing you did -- before I even heard the show "HELLLP!!!! I'm being sucked into the VORTEX!!!!!"
Great minds think alike, baby. :-)
Another great show as always.
Said by: RcktMan at February 7, 2007 09:30 PM
Thank you Ronnie for the great definition of the difference between being a bitch and being evil!
Said by: Euthanos at February 7, 2007 10:43 PM
Its downloading! Its downloading! I was so upset this morning when I thought I would drive to school with some FoF only to find out that it wasn't there. But I did get to listen to the other old episodes on my iPod and I did laugh my ass off. So all is well. I am going to the gym now so I will have some FoF for my car. Let you guys know how I like it when I get home.
Said by: Jonathan at February 7, 2007 10:55 PM
Thanks JimmyDe!
Said by: Milton in NYC at February 8, 2007 08:04 AM
Aside from that contestant's terrible choice in pants, I was laughing at her family's sign that said "jasmine's are next american idol" and then when her mom said that Simon had to go back to British and judge British people. Dumbasses! HA!
Said by: Heather at February 8, 2007 08:34 AM
listened to the show this morning, thursday.
i was LOL'ing on the metro like you wouldn't believe! Ronnie is awesome, i love when she flips out. :)
once again, as just about every morning for the last week, the people on the car with me were looking at me like 'who is that psychotic homo and why is he giggling??'
Said by: james at February 8, 2007 02:50 PM
oh btw, when Ronnie was talking about fisting i was _seriously_ cracking up! that was pure gold right there.
i've got 2 words for you:
punch. fuck.
Said by: James at February 8, 2007 02:54 PM
I was telling one of my friends in a lecture a few days ago about this. Apparently he wasn't listening, because a few minutes later, he goes "orange cameltoe? I thought they were pink!"
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