Love the Paris Hilton story. I completely agree with Ms. Ronnie! The gay community should be ashamed. How many gay men have purchased her scary CD and why do they continually play her 3 year old mentality videos in the gay bars?!!!! Why do gays take on big major messes for their idols? We are not all superficial, alcoholic messes! Lots of us are educated with good paying jobs so when it comes to intelligent decisions why do we buy into untalented crap and dumb bitches who just open their mouth for the attention. I'm not talking only about Paris.
Love the show! Happy Birthday Marc and Ronnie. I'd like to give both a present at the same time!
Thanks for all the smiles and laughs!!!!

Said by: Mark Delgrosso at February 6, 2007 07:34 AM

I beleive Fausto when he says he doesn't deny his farts. If you are hispanic you grow up with the notion that "Quein neiga a su peos neiga a su hijos" Translation: "He who denies his farts denies his children." I think the implaction is that they are something to be proud of. I have to say that my father is definitley prouder of some of his farts than some of his children.

Said by: Pat at February 6, 2007 10:11 AM

Did anyone notice that in a 15 min conversation about farts that no fart sounds were inserted? How did you guys resist the temptation?

Said by: Daryl at February 6, 2007 11:02 AM

'Cuz we're Klassy!

Said by: Marc at February 6, 2007 11:41 AM

While I agree with you that Paris Hilton is a worthless waste of space, unfortunately, lots of kids out there really idolize and look up to that tragic twig of a woman. Unfortunately, when she makes statements about "faggots," she's perpetuating the idea that it's okay to call someone a "fag." It's like when you hear kids say "that's so gay," then try to convince you that "gay" has a completely different term. I don't go around saying "that's so n*gger," because I KNOW that is completely inapppropriate and bigoted, not to mention a disgusting word choice. I can understand why GLAAD expects an apology, even if they should focus their efforts on important gay matters. It's the general public perception they're trying to kill, and the best way to do so is to change the word usage...no longer placing it in the vocabulary allows us the freedom to be who were are and not be labeled by something so nasty. :-(

Said by: adam at February 6, 2007 02:10 PM

hey guys check out this followup on the gay preacher from Colorado. apparently after four weeks of "intense" counseling, he is declared "completely heterosexual".

http://shrinkster.com/lso

also you guys HAVE to talk about that crazy astronaut lady...i have been giggling at her nutty ass all damn day!

love always,
raequel

Said by: raequel at February 6, 2007 03:16 PM

First of all, on behalf of the gay people of Los Angeles, it was not our choice to have that skanky whore as the grand marshal of our pride parade. The collective gasp made by the gay men of this city who were appalled that she was given this honor was enough to make every model within city limits pass out due to lack of oxygen to their tiny lungs. Gay men are way too classy to "boo" so many of us stood aside, arms folded and stone quiet as that thing made it's way past us down the parade route. Sure, she has her gay fans, but then again, how many gay men will skip bills, eat Ramen Noodles and be late on rent to buy a pair of Prada boots that they will wear for a season and then talk smack about less than a year from now for being out of style. There's no accounting for some peoples' taste and priorities.

However, I actually have to disagree with Ronnie on this point. If everyone who makes a defaming comment, like Miss Hilton, does so with absolutely no consequences then we are in danger of it becomming accepted speech by society. But you are correct that asking for an apology is pointless. If she was really sorry she wouldn't have said it in the first place. Perhaps a better form of retribution would be a "hall of shame" type report that shows people for what they really are. "This is Paris Hilton, and although welcomed by the gay community and honored with the position of grand marshal of the West Hollywoood Pride Parade she has shown us that the respect and adoration given to her by these people means nothing to her as is evident by her choice of language in the following quotes..."

Well kids, that's my two dimes and a nickle. Thank you again for such a wonderful show. Sal E and Miss Ronnie always compliment each other so well. And Fausto and Marc are in good form, as always. The new sound equipment is giving Feast of Fools an even slicker sound than ever. Two paws up and Feast-o-licious snap!

Love,
Puppy D

Said by: pup don at February 6, 2007 03:20 PM

O M G. i'm so sad to say i have a scary bull semen story.

*sigh* here it is.

i had applied for a bioinformatician position with the bovine genome project at the usda in beltsville, md and was summoned for an interview. so i drive aalllll the way out there and find out it's an f'ing 5hr interview. geebus mary christmas!

well while i was there these government farmer rejects offered, not once, not twice, but 5 f'ing times to show me the barrels of cow jizz they had in the freezer on site. the first time i just politely nodded and said no, that was fine. the 2nd and further times i just got pissed because:
1. it's disgusting
2. wtf?!
3. look, i'm a polesmoker but christ!
4. it's DISGUSTING!
so i really started to get a complex about this and i was wondering all day if these goddamn farmers were messing with me. needless to say the general air was that they were confused why i was pissed off all day and i didn't get that job. gosh. poor me.

i only got to listen to half the show today but i was going nuts when the eartha kitt talkathon started. :) you won't be shocked to hear that i LOVE eartha kitts voice.
i'm going to propose that we have 'talk like eartha kitt' day at work tomorrow. just. watch. me.

Said by: James at February 6, 2007 10:36 PM

OK, why are Ronnie and Sal-E not on the show together more often? They are so much fun-- whether they're alone with you guys or together. This is a definite favorite show.

Oh and I'm with you on Paris Hilton. Can we PLEASE just put her in a rocket and blast her out of the stratosphere for good? PLEASE!?!?

Said by: RcktMan at February 7, 2007 03:25 AM

Sal-E, would you please schedule my next appointment for the "Bullkakke Rinse" and maybe a facial?

As for Ms. Hilton.... OY! I don't know what the LA Pride people were thinking when they chose that trailer trash for the Grand Marshal! Unfortunately, it's not up to public vote who is selected to lead the parades. Trust me, there were lots of letters to them about that nasty choice... Hopefully, they learned the lesson and this year will be back with someone with respect & dignity!

Looking forward to this year's Prides..

Love-n-kink,
Your kinky correspondent in LA,
Buzz

Said by: Buzz at February 7, 2007 06:59 AM

finished the podcast this morning. Sal-E! i _love_ little britain. i have both seasons on a drive at home and converted the first season to h.264 and put them on the ipod. fat fighters+++++

Said by: james at February 7, 2007 09:08 AM

a little eartha to do ya right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koDICqINuBQ

Said by: James at February 7, 2007 09:32 AM

Hari used to do my hair (in the days when I had hair to do).

Said by: Mark (London) at February 9, 2007 01:43 PM

SCARY!

Said by: Mark (London) at February 9, 2007 01:44 PM

Got off on the conversation about Paris Hilton. I agree.
I try to listen to your show when ever possible. You group is great, keep it up.

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