I heard the podcast with the story about iguana with a 6 day hard on, I'm a reptile enthusist and thought I should answer your question. All reptiles have two penises which are called hemipenes. They literally have 2 penises so they can mate several times alternating penises. Being able to do this allows them to use more sperm with each meeting which means more chances for babies. What sounds like it happened with the poor guy is he may have had a hard on that got hyper extended as was unable to go back in. Then it got dried out making it useless. So the iguana will be fine it just may not be as fertile.

Said by: Bryan at January 24, 2007 01:09 PM

I made a drinking game out of last night's State of the Union address. Every time President Bush said "freedom," "opportunity," "together," "terrorism," or any variation thereof, my roommate and I took a sip of our drinks. The results were hilarious. Listening to Miss Ronnie's State of the Va-jay-jay made me want to repeat the experience all over again. Thank you Ronnie for being so hilarious!

As a point of correction however, I feel I must defend the koalas which Ronnie labeled as dangerous. While they have sharp claws and teeth and have been known to injure humans in extreme circumstances, they are by nature very sedentary and docile creatures. The eucalyptus leaves which they eat are minimally nutritious and they must spend most of their day sitting around digesting. They also slow their metabolism way down compared to a lot of other mammals. My Ecology professor was telling our class just yesterday about the existance in Australia of petting zoos where children come in all day long and have koalas placed on their laps for picture-taking. They are so placid that they don't mind being petted for hours on end.

Coincidentally, much like Peter's reptiley disfunctional iguanas, koalas have two penises (in males) and two vaginas (in females). They even have two thumbs on each hand!

And speaking of Peter, he certainly sounds like a sexy New Yorker. Maybe I'll run into him at some point. Miss Ronnie did promise a six-footer for everyone in the State of the Va-jay-jay, didn't she?

Much love as always. XOXOXO

Said by: Milton In NYC at January 24, 2007 01:10 PM

Great show today! Miss Ronnie, you are hilarious! I was laughing all the way to work.

Said by: Corey in SF at January 24, 2007 02:20 PM

Brilliant show! And what a treat to have a live audience clapping for Miss Ronnie at the beginning of it all.

Said by: Jason at January 24, 2007 02:24 PM

hah hah...this show made my day *hugs* i love you guys soo much!

Said by: raequel at January 24, 2007 04:08 PM

i love the ronnie shows! and thank you for playing Violet Nine on the show. i was walking my dog while listening to ronnie's state of the poontang. i was laughing my ass off. amazing show. keep it up... ben

Said by: Ben Consoli at January 24, 2007 04:38 PM

haven't really commented lately, but still listening to every single episode.
am kinda excited about this one,
the episodes with ronnie are mostly fun, and LOUD!
and did you see paula again on the last episode, she was high like a kite, damn they should have really replaced her with whitney houston that would have been even better...kinda addictive

Said by: Maurice from Berlin at January 24, 2007 07:02 PM

I listened to the state of the pootang undress 3 times! Ms. Ronnie always makes me laugh! that was so so so so so funny. I love all the episodes of the feast of fools!

-Mike from Bolingbrook

Said by: Mike from Bolingbrook at January 24, 2007 08:56 PM

I'm loving American Idol and Ugly Betty. That's on my must watch list along with Simpsons, Star Trek Voyager and Law & Order.

Said by: Fausto at January 25, 2007 12:18 AM

OK Fausto: we have the same TV show list. I'm not kidding.

Said by: Milton in NYC at January 25, 2007 05:08 AM

It's interesting about the bdsm-thing... I think sometimes some things are just impossible to 'get' for an outsider. The 'drag' and 'transgender' experience is something I don't think I could 'get' even if I went and got myself plastered in make-up and hoisted into a dress. I would just feel incredibly akward. And I would feel the same at a bdsm event. Then again, I like a good threesome, so by someone else's standards that would make ME kinky and off.
By the way, in the same area of sexual exploration as Working Stiff is the book Kinkorama by Simon Sheppard. Haven't quite gotten started on it but has the same sexploration concept from a more specifically gay angle.

Said by: Steven (Amsterdam) at January 25, 2007 07:20 AM

Although many people don't quite understand BDSM and why someone would prefer to be tied up and smacked around, it's not the place of our government to tell us what we should and should not do in the bedroom.

If you want to know more about how government's have persecuted individuals for CONSENSUAL play, you can check out the wikipedia entry Spanner Trust.

The fact of the matter is that the US includes more rights for people to engage in BDSM activities than just about anywhere else in the world, but we're constantly under attack from social conservatives who believe they have every right to dictate how our sex lives should work.

The other piece of information worth mentioning is that Chicago seems to have become a very hot zone for the leather scene, now that New York's and other city's has faded away. I'm not sure what happened with Miss Ronnie and the leather community, but I'm sure many of us would be happy to chat with her about it. :-)

Said by: adam at January 25, 2007 05:39 PM

Fausto and Marc need to stop making fun of Miss Ronnie and her cookie jars! My mom collects cookie jars and I collect salt and pepper shakers and it's a fun hobby that everyone should give a chance.

southern degredation at its finest: my favorite salt and pepper shakers

Said by: Alex at January 25, 2007 07:37 PM

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/9648/img7951yb7.jpg

forgot the link.

Said by: Alex at January 25, 2007 07:41 PM

What makes you think we were making fun of her? We were just talking about it. That's all.

Said by: Marc at January 25, 2007 11:07 PM

I thought the speech was great -- but you had to kick it up one more notch with the picture of Ronnie in front of congress. Beautiful!

Said by: Mike (DMCEx) at January 25, 2007 11:21 PM

Miss Ronnie's "State of the Va-jay-jay" speech is a CLASSIC! Keep it close to your heart, FOF! And reading my comments was real sweet - though it wasn't clear to me what purpose it served...Thanks, anyway! I'm sure that Buzz and Pup Don are exceptionally wonderful, intelligent people and they know what I'm talking about.

Said by: Patricia Fernós at January 27, 2007 11:46 AM