FOF #373 - Osama Bin Ronnie - 08.23.06
Whitney Houston, YOU have a problem! It seems Osama Bin Laden, America's Most Wanted wants to have a rendezvous with you. And Bobby better watch out.
According to Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof who writes in her new book "Diary of a Lost Girl" about being the terrorist's sex slave and his candid talk about Whitney Houston as "the most beautiful woman he had ever seen" even though he's also quoted for his dislike of black women as "only good for a man's lower pleasures."
Folks, we do NOT make this stuff up.
We think the U.S. government should recruit the divine Miss H as a secret weapon against terrorism, using her crack-fueled bad-ass self as the explosive.
On today's show the talented Miss Ronnie pontificates with Marc and myself about Whitney Houston's most undesirable admirer, Tom Cruise losing his job at Paramount Pictures, and why Germans think red heads have more sex.
The podcast that is always on blue alert- the Feast of Fools.
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Ms. Ronnie,
You like the movie world trade center? I didn't, I thought it was very hollywood, I was about 20 miles from the world trade center when it happened in 2001, and I remember it vividly, yes it was a good story about the men, but I think there were key details that were left out, like the smog that hovered in the air, as well as the papers falling, the confused people, the chaos, ect.
Well I wasn't impressed
Love ya tho Ronnie!
Said by: Mike from Bolingbrook at August 23, 2006 10:44 AM
OH yea!!!! BEST TITLE EVER!
Osama Bin Ronnie
I love it!
Said by: Mike from Bolingbrook at August 23, 2006 10:45 AM
Wow!! That was an Oscar Winning performance. I'm always impressed by the skits you guys do, you should do it more often! You guys and Ms. Ronnie did a great job :)
Said by: JJ at August 23, 2006 12:19 PM
The opening sequence was priceless.
Picking up every little sound ... and then she started singing "a few stolen moments"...omg I was rolling in the floor!
Said by: mike hipp at August 23, 2006 04:03 PM
The show was great, But Miss Ronnie (i love you) you are missing out girl, being that you don't do men with 4-skin, ? What happens if you are dating some men and he ends up have that wonderous extra Skin??? do you kick him to the curve. 4-skin is the Best it's right up there with CAKE... great job. free thinking is where it's at..... peace N Love
Said by: Noe at August 23, 2006 04:59 PM
Awww guys, thanks again for the shoutout. Love you Ms. Ronnie!!
Said by: Christopher at August 23, 2006 05:11 PM
Ronnie, how can you not like foreskin. As you can tell from my pics I do not have the foreskin but honney I wish I did, it is so much fun to play with. And you are worried it looks like a turtle, push the foreskin back and like magic it is just like a cut penis. Cutting your babies is horrible, I had a really tight cut and have just a little loose skin on my cock, which means I need lube to masturbate, and lube is not cheap.
But I just thought I should let you guys know I have started a new campain for Feast Of Fools awareness. I love to play around on my webcam in chatrooms so now I post "I show my cock for feast of fools listeners" then I start telling them about the show. For some reason gays really like cock and free funny podcasts. I have converted several gays to FOF listeners, but I have yet to convert any lesbians, I wonder why?
I hope more people join my campain of showing cock for feast of fools listeners. Because in this world we need more FOF listeners and cock showers!
Said by: Jonathan at August 23, 2006 06:17 PM
You all make such good points sometimes (except SalE, I'd be just fine if I never had to hear his ignorant ass again, but casting is your business). But I have to say that your credibility starts to fizzle away when you say "They're letting Saudi companies take control of our ports." I think the idea was to have an EMERITI company take control of MOVING CRATES FROM 1 PLACE TO ANOTHER IN THE PORT. NOT TAKE CONTROL OF SECURITY, CUSTOMS/IMMIGRATION, AGRICULTURE OR THE INFAMOUS HOMELAND SECURITY. I just hate it when people talk about what they don't know about—but I do love you all!
Said by: matt at August 24, 2006 11:55 AM
a thing on the red heads...lately I'm diggin the red heads as well they hot!
I'm in Germany and listening to your podcast as well. Black-american and German mix...and loving your cast, just loving it! I be looking for some Kaballah water on me as well...but more important I WANT A SHOUT OUT...you bitches...
PS: you always love photos here are some of mine
http://static.flickr.com/66/198890992_5cda2136d6.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/75/197411562_ec5cf46a87.jpg
Said by: Maurice Baker at August 24, 2006 09:18 PM
Loved this cast guys and a gal. I sent you an email go check it out. you guys were talking about red heads havin more sex.....tell that to me boyfriend cuz this mans mussy ain't gettin nuttin. And lemme tell ya, at 6'4", 200lbs, in good shape with a butch kinda look, you'd think that ma man biscuits would be gettin more action. more pics at www.myspace.com/mrightnow
Said by: Corrie Wright at August 25, 2006 09:23 AM
Again another great show. I have to make one comment. My friend's own a Gay Newspaper not a mag but that is allright you got the main point though. Have fun to ya all and chat with you later.
Thanks,
John Carstensen
Said by: John Carstensen at August 27, 2006 01:41 AM
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