Splash....ohhhh.
Classic.

Said by: Jason at July 24, 2006 07:47 AM

I'm pretty sure Gene was in the "standard" category. The other group was called "modified". I'm guessing that guys with HIV take steroids to help combat wasting syndrome
?

Said by: Curt at July 24, 2006 08:10 AM

Fausto, I think you should take up rowing. Plenty of tall muscular men do crew. And it would be perfect for you.

Said by: Milton in NYC at July 24, 2006 09:28 AM

Delish. I haven't even listened to the show yet, but the picture speaks more than a thousand words.

Said by: Brandon at July 24, 2006 10:21 AM

So far, only one vote for rowing. Listeners, start pouring in those votes! I think Fausto should do the marathon.

Said by: Cesar at July 24, 2006 11:42 AM

You want my vote: I think Fausto should go with the Ballroom dancing. I will even volunteer to train you. 4 years of training and you could be really freaking good. And my beloved dancing partners will tell you being held in my arms during a waltz is pure heaven. You could even be the very first guy I have ever ballroomed with since I can't seem to find a guy around here who wants to cance with me.

Though I must admit that rowing might be a good choice too. Sadly, I don't really see him doing the marathon Cesar.

For James Hagger (sp?) I feel your pain. I'm laid up with lower back issues right now myself. Feel better soon!

And finally, years of latin has taught me that Fausto is using Ciceronian speech to not officially use the pie eating joke. Cicero would argue his court cases by saying "I'm not going to tell you what a whore this man is. I won't tell you about the 18 guys he fucked last night." By saying he won't be telling the pie eating joke to remind us all of the pie eating joke is acceptable and I don't think he owes a single thing for doing it.

Said by: Bret at July 24, 2006 12:04 PM

Three words:
Pie Eating Contest!

Said by: Jason at July 24, 2006 12:59 PM

Jason:

Don't encourage Fausto, please.

Said by: Cesar at July 24, 2006 01:07 PM

TWO WORDS: Happy Moans!

Ha hahahaaa- Bret you're hilarious. Okay, I'll try ballroom dancing with you ONCE. Can I wear a yellow dress like Belle did in Beauty and the Beast?

Where is your pic on our frappr map Bret? I can't see you anywhere.

Said by: Fausto at July 24, 2006 01:08 PM

Stick with what you know -- fire eating. I'm sure they'll have included it as an event by that time.

Said by: Mike (DMCEx) at July 24, 2006 01:31 PM

Oh, definitely biathlon! One of my favorites.

(If the competition gets ahead of you, you can just take them out. You don't have to practice your skiing technique, just your aim.)

And then when you show up in Cologne and they tell you there is no biathlon in the Gay Games, you can spend a very happy week at the beer garden.

Said by: Maia at July 24, 2006 02:19 PM

Happy moans...haha! That was great.

As for an event, I am not too particular. Anything to see Fausto in tip-top shape, preferrably wearing semi-tight clothing. Really, you have four years, so I expect fabulous things. But if I have to chose something. Maybe badminton! (nah, Fausto doesn't like that!) Umm...ballroom dancing you should do, but not compete in. You and Marc could take lessons together. Powerlifting would make me squeal with delight, but that's not your style. So I have to say marathon, and go along with Cesar!

Great show today, guys.

Said by: Kyle at July 24, 2006 02:24 PM

Good job Jason on all your years of Latin. I just read Cicero this past spring semester and he did exactly what you described: he said he wasn't going to describe something, but the mentioning of not describing it was in itself an actual mention of it.

It seems that rowing and ballroom dancing are the only things of interest so far. I remind Fausto that one is encouraged to pull on a long, stiff shaft with crew. And you get to be told exactly what to do by a skinny little man with a dominating personality. That description is something to think about.

Said by: Milton in NYC at July 24, 2006 03:35 PM

Fausto, my flaming blue demon of love, I would almost insist on you wearing a big poofy dress, though maybe not yellow. And truthfully most of the dresses aren't poffy anymore. They are small, tight and show a great deal of flesh. even the guys outfits for say the latin dances are pretty much skin tight pants and shirts with no noticable buttons. Skin is SO in on the dancefloor.

I just posted a shout out on the fraprr so you can find me, southern indiana land locked, but to dance with you I can travel. And i'm certain we could work fire eating into a good samba routine.

tanti bacci,
~bret

Said by: Bret at July 24, 2006 03:37 PM

Two words...Pink Flamingo!

Said by: Joel at July 24, 2006 05:54 PM

Fasto could qualify as the rowing captain shouting out "row, row, row."

Good show again today.

You haven't mentioned if all the Queens while in Chiatown have made the pilgrimage to Harpo Studios? (not that I did when I was in town, wink, wink)

Said by: Mike Hunt at July 24, 2006 07:42 PM

Mike,
Thats's the coxswain-and you have to be a lil' fella for that.

Said by: Marc at July 24, 2006 11:32 PM

Thank you Marc, for making that correction before I saw it. Cuz if not, I would hafta be doin' some Miss Ronnie-style equalization on Mike Hunt.

P.S.
Love that your name sounds just like "My Cunt."

Said by: Milton in NYC at July 25, 2006 07:40 AM

Somehow fencing seems like a good competition to enter. Fausto the gay blade. Sumo would be much easier to train for though....

Said by: kent at July 25, 2006 08:03 AM

How about getting together a FoF badminton team with co-captains Fausto and Marc and their queer guests?

Oh, and doesn't this make you want to check out a book?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/iamthebestartist/198161464/

(for the ladies: http://www.flickr.com/photos/iamthebestartist/198217096/)

Said by: Anna at July 25, 2006 09:07 PM

I think Fausto should try wrestling. You can come to Iowa next year and ride your bike across the state of Iowa in a annual event in Iowa called Ragbrai.

Said by: John Carstensen at July 30, 2006 03:56 PM