FOF #348 - Not in Front of the Media - 07.19.06
Our newly found fame has gotten to Marc's head. He's gotten himself some fancy "Blu Blockers" sunglasses to try to look glamorous for the media. Shutting me out is just a side benefit to the powerful shades.
The good people at BeepCentral.com, Mary Beth Nolan and Jeff Schwister have come over to our home studio to watch us record our show so Marc naturally got anxious and put on his Blu Blockers to hide from the awesome glare of the media. Awesome I tells ya.
Look at what the net dragged in. The internet that is. On the East coast Reichen Lehmkul's has caught himself a rainbow trout, and by that I mean a Lance Bass and the two have been seen arm in arm at some of the best gay parties. Have they been spotted making out, holding hands or sharing each other's clothing? Is everything going swimmingly?
But is our former NYSNC hearthrob and cosmonaut-wanna-be Lance Bass gay? Does he want to come out, or sit pretty in an air-conditioned Imelda Marcos inspired closet? Is this ambiguously gay duo are having their meatcake and eating it too? Well it sure is causing quite a stir among bloggers and and media types.
"Coming out is a personal, private decision that needs to be made by the individual. Media speculation about people's sexual orientation is not something we support." says Damon Romine, the entertainment media director for the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation. This is a guy who is supposed to be lobbying Hollywood and the media for positive representation of gays, not defending queenie celebrities who are timid about their true sexualty, no matter how much they may want to circumnavigate the issue.
Lance Bass looks like a big ol' dyke. Just like Brandon Routh before Superman, or Ellen Degeneres in the 1990's.
Someone should tell Reichen that Bass is a sport fish, not good for eating. But then again, Reichen is an expert fisherman who is great at the catch-and-release.
The Feast of Fools is the podcast that makes your iPod go gay. But from the looks of your playlists, it was well on its way.
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your sister looks really cool faustooo, just like you boys, hmmmmmmm;)
greetzzz and love
bubblin x
Said by: bubblin at July 19, 2006 03:03 AM
hahaha, that picture is awesome! Expecially Fausto in the reflection!
-Grace
and about the ice cream...
I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to do that with you guys! But...its a camp and they have everything planned out to the second...so I don't really know if I would have time.
I'm leaving any second so I'll talk to ya later!
: (
Said by: uibriain (Gracie) at July 19, 2006 06:50 AM
Hmm...Lance Bass might be gay?
The sun might rise today?
Fausto's hair might be blue?
Please...Lance has burned out my gaydar so many times that I finally bought a service contract for it.
I had always wished (hoped...fantasized...prayed) JC or Joey might have been the resident queen of *NSYNC, but Lance seemed the most likely one.
By the way, great Photoshop effect on Marc's blue blockers...LOL
Said by: David at July 19, 2006 08:28 AM
Incase you dont read the comment I posted from last episode Marc. It's about 3 minutes into it.
Said by: Craig at July 19, 2006 09:35 AM
I've done the Chicago to LA trip along the old route 66 (or what remains) 3 times now. Once in 94 to move a friend out there and twice more as part of the annual cruise for antique cars. In a 67 Lincoln convertible its a very nice run. I can generally make it in 4 days.
There are lots of out there roadside attractions too .. I'm thinking of doing it again next year when my son is 8. Talia will have a nice drive although it does drag going through west Texas.
EricM
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Said by: Eric M at July 19, 2006 10:20 AM
Anyone looking to meet my sister should email us!
Said by: Fausto at July 19, 2006 11:59 AM
I haven't been able to download the shows from Juice. Don't know if it's a universal problem.
Said by: Buddy at July 19, 2006 12:27 PM
OMG, I can't believe your sister was almost in Dazed and Confused. That's one of my favorite movies. I'm actually in the IMDB also, except my listings are all for porn. LOL! Here's my page:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0586379/
Said by: pup don at July 19, 2006 01:15 PM
Amazing, the world is finally catching up to what most of us have suspected since the very beginning.
I love the tearing-down of little Lance-y Boy. Reichen is much more attractive than theat little boy-bander.
Said by: Andrew at July 19, 2006 03:11 PM
I thought it might have been *Requiem for a Dream* that your sister was almost in. That one also starred Jennifer C., and It also starred my other favorite celebrity with bright blue eyes: Jared Leto.
Said by: David at July 19, 2006 04:46 PM
Hey!, if you're free this friday night, i hope you can make it to see my one-man show, Correctional Fluids, at the Bailiwick! Bruce Vilanch and Ant are coming, and i'm hoping i can get as many friends and gay chicago bloggers in the audience as possible. There are still tickets! Bailiwick, friday night, 9:30 PM, 773-883-1090. HOPE YOU CAN COME! :)
Said by: Spencer at July 20, 2006 03:09 AM
If you've been watching 'My Life on the D-List' you can Lance constantly hanging out with Kathy Grffin; and that alone makes one wonder.
Said by: Georg at July 20, 2006 01:52 PM
FOF #347 - Stretching for the Gay Games - posted 07.18.06...Jesus! That was the funniest fucking show I have ever heard! Normally you are in grand form almost every day, but something about the combination of Fausto, Ceasar, and Sal-E created this magical mayhem that had me bursting out loud with laughter throughout the entire show. I have since listined to the show several times, just to catch all of the little comments and asides from Sal-E and Ceasar. Please, please, please do another show with the three of you before Ceasar goes away to Ireland, and please make sure everyone has their own mic again so we can hear all the fabulous asides.
PS: I love Mrs. Ronnie, V-Marr, Amanda, and your beautiful husband Marc. Each of you bring a little magic to my life every day. Thank you so much for bringing wonderful mirth, magic, and mayhem to this earthly plane.
With Love,
Chris
Said by: chris cleary at August 1, 2006 06:41 AM
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