How dare you say such a thing to me.

Hey guys... thanks for the plug today for the soup. Wasn't that video just the most hilarious thing? John and I spent this whole past week chanting those phrases. They're very catchy!

You've probably seen the whole series by now.... but the rude phrase one is the best in my book.

Happy Pride weekend!

Said by: mike hipp at June 23, 2006 06:23 AM

YouTube is so much better than the blechy Google Video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfUL72oMkz4

And you guys better get a video podcast before it's too late. Abs or no abs, the time is NOW!

: )

P.S. "Happy Pride"

Said by: Jason at June 23, 2006 09:23 AM

I posted the Google versions because You Tube decided to go on vacation last night and their whole site was down for about 2 hours!

Happy Pride, Lust, Gluttony, Sloth, Wrath, Envy and Avarice. What the hell is avarice anyways?

Said by: Fausto at June 23, 2006 09:38 AM

Avaricia, Fausto! Being money hungry and a miser.

Maybe I could make that my drag name. Avaricia Valdez.

Said by: Cesar at June 23, 2006 09:46 AM

Comedian Vickie Shaw has a routine about why the Pride Parade is in the summer time. Her Mom asks her "Why do you have to have your parade in the summer time. In the summer time when all the kids are off from scool and will see it?" and she replies "It says we have to have it in the summer time in the bible." Her mom asks "Where does it say you have to have your parade in the summer time?" and she says "It says right here 'Pride cometh before the fall'"

Said by: Gary T at June 23, 2006 09:49 AM

Well I'm just glad Judy Garland didn't die in the winter!

Said by: Fausto at June 23, 2006 10:01 AM

As usual, LOVED TODAY"S SHOW!!!! I'm Cliff's husband. Cliff wrote last week and Marc, let me tell you: Cliff is a redhead and carpet and drapes do match. Excellent! By the way, when you mentioned Charlotte's Web on the show, I thought I would let you know that Debbie Reynolds provided the voice of Charlotte for the 1973 movie. Check out the goose too: the voice is Agnes Moorehead's. Long live Endora! There is an updated version coming out this Christmas with a bunch of voices including Reba McEntire, OPRAH, Kathy Bates, Robert Redford and Julia Roberts providing the voice for Charlotte. Check it out! Didn't mean to off on a tangent but that's what I do best. You guys are DA BOMBE!!!!! Love the shirt and the show ALWAYS! Later, Glen

Said by: Glen Eckman at June 23, 2006 12:44 PM

i'm one chinese now studyin' in australia and i dont even know abt the iPod city, whats the name of that city, i am so gonna make fun of chinese i know from that city.
and i agree wiz fausto, i dont necessarily consider the term 'chink' to be offensive, i say stuff like 'u just chinked me out' and 'lets have a chick off'all the time wiz white guys i know.
for women workin on 15 US dollars per month in china,holy crap is that for real? that equals like 120 chinese dollars, which can only get u 10 big macs in McDonalds, but i believe that probably happens in some rural remote areas where organ traffic have yet to be a main industry, lol.

Said by: Justin X at June 23, 2006 01:38 PM

Hey boys!
Loved today's show. I listened to it while rollerblading at the beach.
GREAT way to kill the time at the beach!!!

Said by: Dave in Tampa at June 23, 2006 04:26 PM

Thanks for the shout out!!
Poor Jason is going to think I'm a woman obsessed! : )

Said by: Renee at June 23, 2006 05:36 PM

Okay, for the record, I have never tried to suck my own dick. I've always had a belly so it was always just out of the question. I have seen several photos of guys who can and it's quite impressive. From the side they sort of look like a human paperclip. I also so a porn recently where a guy literally fucked himself, just like that flower you were talking about. It was insane. I can't imagine that would feel good, but then again, just being able to tell someone you were able to do it might be worth the effort. LOL!

Have a great weekend and happy Pride everyone!!!

Love,
pup don

Said by: pup don at June 23, 2006 07:28 PM

Consider me a new and rabid Zuiikin English fan. I found this Google translated home page of the Fuji TV station airing this masterpiece.

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ja&u=http://www.fujitv.co.jp/cs/program/7395_014.html&prev=/search%3Fq%3DZuiikin%2BEnglish%26hl%3Den%26hs%3Da2F%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DG

Said by: Tom in Edgewater at June 23, 2006 09:35 PM

LOL!!!! "dont make fun of me dont make fun of me" lol!! Loved the show guys! hahaha that song is soo funny LOL

Said by: Jimmy at June 23, 2006 09:43 PM

Marc was correct about the origin of the English mistakes shown on Engrish.

As I understand from a friend of mine who is completely obsessed with Japanese culture, Japanese people like the look of English words and will put them on things just because certain words look cool to them. Unfortunately, if they don't understand exactly what they are putting on the product, it leads to some of the results you see on Engrish.

Said by: David at June 24, 2006 09:20 AM

The annoying asians video is actually Korean. Similar movies were a smash hit in Korea a few years ago, was it 2002 or 2003. The background music is a genre called "Ppongjak"; crazy disco music based on the genre "Trot" that is very traditional Korean music. Grandmas and grandpas actually used to dance to these songs when they were on coach buses....;;; Really suprised to see this video in such a long time from an unexpected place.. lol

Have you seen this one? It's Indian. It was a hit back at home in 2002. It's hilarious. Enjoy!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5995556455415798282

- Whan from London.

PS - Love your show!!!

Said by: Whan at June 24, 2006 01:46 PM

These guys use that Indian song in their video. They are totally hot too. I love it when they hold hands.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3078741918004919579

Said by: Marc at June 24, 2006 06:14 PM

how dare you say such thing to me...

... im sure if you loked hard enough you would find someone saying.. HEY, go make me sanwhich NEOW!!!

Said by: timmy boy at June 25, 2006 01:44 AM

hey i just started listening this week. and i'm proud to say that FOF is the first podcast i subscribed to in iTunes. yayy...(corny)

btw, thank god you actually ahve a site. it's hard to read the descriptions bout the episodes in iTunes.

Said by: Michael D. at June 25, 2006 11:18 AM

I love the videos, they're absolutely fabulous. I showed the annoying asians one to my father, and as usual he was completely unamused. It's a shame he doesn't find anything funny but himself... He's not funny.

Excellent show guys, yet again.

Said by: Gem at June 25, 2006 11:30 AM

Hope you had a great pride guys, we all looking forward to see the pictures!
Here's another Korean dance video, cool girls!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4cQ3BoHFas

Said by: Anders at June 25, 2006 04:39 PM

sorry I haven't commented in a long ass time. which is probably like I missed 3 podcasts, but from me thats big. I loved SAl-E's podcast and this one was silly and great with the song with 'leave me alone'...lol its all good and I visited Priode around here, so I was at pride in spirit with you. or something less freaky. I can't wait for monday's episode and your opinions. lol. later you badasses you.

Said by: Rochelle (from MN) at June 25, 2006 06:15 PM

Laughed until it hurt, yet again! You guys get better and funnier every show! I agree with Marc about boys trying to blow themselves. Guilty as charged! ;)

Keep em coming!

Said by: Jake from CHarlotte,NC at June 25, 2006 10:41 PM

yes fausto, there are asian countries who use the roman letters as alphabets of their native language. like here in the philippines. mabuhay!

Said by: ding at June 26, 2006 09:09 AM

Hey guys. I'm a podcast behind, but I just listened to this show about the Japanese workout girls. Have you seen the other one that's floating out on the net? They are teaching phrases to say if you are robbed by two men. It's hilarious. Check it out if you haven't already: http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1696326/

Said by: Bradly at June 26, 2006 04:18 PM

Hey guys! Okay... yes, as a gay teenager, I tried to suck my own. Like Marc, I even had dreams about it! I guess this led to my short video fetish of guys who could blow their own (the "Because They Can" series). For the record, I was never able to actually reach it.. and I hurt my neck trying. My ex-boyfriend, however, was successful when he was young and skinny.

Said by: Mike J at June 26, 2006 06:00 PM

oh dear, the zuiikin girls are funny. marc and fausto you were asking what they're saying in the video. and the woman speaking is only saying the phrases in japanese.
how dare you say such a thing to me - yoku sonna koto ga ieru wane
you drive me crazy - atama ni kuru
don't make fun of me - baka ni shinaide yo
it's your fault that this happened - kou natta no mo, anata no seida
leave me alone - hottoite
i can't stand the sight of you - mou kao mo mitakunai
hasta la vista - abayo
now you can do the karaoke thing!

Said by: daniel at June 28, 2006 06:14 PM