FOF #331 - Goddess Save the Internet - 06.19.06


We are all over the place on this podcast. My good pal César Torres came over to knock down a couple of Backdoor Petunias, and to dish the dirt on Madonna's Chicago performance at the United Center this past Wednesday.
Listen to todays show to hear lots of dirty dirty talk on Madge's hot show- why seeing Madonna being crucified was boring, why there was tons of odd-looking people there taking their shirts off reluctantly, and why her show was still worth every penny.
When César isn't busy training for triathalons or writing in his blog, he works with children to develop hilarious musical comedy shows for adults with the local theater company Barrel of Monkeys.
In other major news former Feast of Fools guest Jil Sobule has joined forces with her fellow singer/songwriters Kay Hanley and Michelle Lewis to form the "Broadband" a USA For Africa inspired girl-band whose purpose is to fight the evil telecommunications companies who want to gut the internet to their purposes and to keep you from listening to this podcast, and podcasts in general (as well as limiting your access to your favorite websites if they should so choose.)
You can click here to learn all about the cause of Net Neutrality and here to listen to the Broadband's only songGod Save the Internet." True words indeed!
Plus: A phone call from Marc's gal pal Cunis Diabolis, who has an awesome Flickr image/photo gallery where she doctors up vintage pics of flapper girls and burlesque beauties into sci-fi fantasy backgrounds. Pictured here on the right is one of her vintage image/collages titled "Strength at the Gate."
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Okay, so I Skyped you (that sounds inappropriate), but I have no idea if it worked. I just was curious..WHY did "Like A Virgin" have to be sung by cookie monster?
You guys made my week. Thanks.
Said by: Candy at June 19, 2006 03:07 AM
Damn you Amanda Steinstein,
I'm not addicted to Dr. Who, after you started talking about it in that podcast ages ago (I've seen all the newer seasons, and am not starting on the Tom Bakers from where he regenerates).....
Thanks for the new addiction,
-S
Said by: Simon at June 19, 2006 08:12 AM
Well it's 9:38 am and all seems to be working fine with the site and the files Mike Hipp. Anyone have any problems downloading today's show?
Said by: Fausto at June 19, 2006 09:39 AM
Guys! I love the show, I must admit that Amanda is one of my favorite guests. I download you every morning and while I have had some difficulty in the past, today I had no problem at all. I just attributed it to EVERYONE downloading you at the same time.
Keep it up!! You're fabulous. BTW, I also sent you an email with some "Star Trek" pictures, I hope you got it. I'm also planning on doing an item on your guys on my blog.
Said by: Buddy at June 19, 2006 10:52 AM
César, kudos to you for pointing out that you and Fausto share written accents in your names! I'm sure that for most people this topic is very pedantic and obscure, but to me, a Spanish professor of Gringos, most of whom have - or care to have- little interest in written accents or correct pronunciation, I find your comment absolutely delicious! You and Fausto make a great comedy duo as well! I kindly accept your indirect marriage proposal, but you might want to think it over, since you also stated that May-December coupling is 'weird'... Con mucho amor para los dos!!! Patricia
Said by: Patricia Fernós at June 19, 2006 11:23 AM
After all the talk about Pride (and the great photos uploaded last week), I decided to write a song called 'Shine On.' It's all about overcoming the gay marriage dramas and hatred towards almost anyone different. Hope you all like it.
It's available for download if you wanna play it offline (or on the show - fausto).
http://www.myspace.com/garycaplehorne
Thanks for the inspiration FOF! love u much
x x x
Said by: Gary C at June 19, 2006 01:11 PM
Patricia....Guess what? I am coming down to Austin. We're going to have a grand time in August. So intrigued by the Spiderhouse, too. Is Texas ready for Cesar?
That's right, FOF listeners. You should start making plans to come down to Austin August 19. Feast of Fools is getting hotter than ever. Surface-of-the-sun hot. See you all there!
Said by: Cesar at June 19, 2006 02:43 PM
Love the show, especially talking about the slave labor in China and things. I was curious if you guys knew much about what is going on in the Northern Mariana Islands? I know it doesn't get much coverage, especially since the Jack Abermoff and Ken DeLay scandel has died down.
In case you, or the other listeners don't know...The Norther Mariana Islands are a commonwealth of the US and right now they make women in China pay them 6,000-8,0000 dollars and tell them they will get them jobs in the US, they fly the short trip to Sipan and now they are in debt and forced to work in factories for substandard wages and very poor working conditions, most women are also forced into prostitution and if they get pregnant are forced to have abortions because they aren't allowed to have children. This is all horrible, but what is also just as bad the products made by this, essentially slave labor, is stamped with "Made in the USA" labels, which we usually take to mean they are made in the USA and under the usual standards and practices, which is not the case. Congress has been trying to pass bills to get these women living wages and safer working conditions, but it always fails, mostly because of Ken DeLay, and while he is gone, I'm sure his influence is not.
What really sickens me is that this is not gathering much news, Ms Magazine did an article about it and, as previously stated, there was mention during the scandel with Abermoff and Delay but it quickly died down. Just wanting to spread awareness in hopes that people will right to their senators and congressman/women to try to put an end to something that is further besmirching the US name.
We constantly talk about the horrible things going on over seas, but this is a country under US control and we do nothing...how can we fight other countries that do this and not take care of people that should be under our protection?
Said by: Kristen at June 19, 2006 03:36 PM
This podcast doesn't look Puerto Rican!
Said by: Jason at June 19, 2006 03:39 PM
Ooo Jason! I knew you were going to drop in here! But, you don't really look Puerto Rican... *Wink* *Wink*
Hee hee. :D
Said by: Cesar at June 19, 2006 04:01 PM
Keep Cesar Torres coming back. He is smart and witty, and speaks amazing English for a Mexican. I'm only kidding about that last part. But seriously, bring him on more often.
Said by: Milton in NYC at June 19, 2006 04:10 PM
ok 1)great podcast as always 2)César is a badass that I love to hear from. keep him and amanda on the show or I will get all sad and whatnot. 3)Fausto your ubershibby as always so I don't need to tell you that all the time. yet I am...hmm.
oh and fausto? I think I'm the closest to child labor that you got for the feast of fools.
I came from Minnesota to a 'foriegn' land, hung out and worked around people speaking a language I was not fluent in (when I met César,You and Marc and not getting the spanish you were saying), and slept on the couch and tryed to pimp shirts to people at the apple store while people ignored me. lol.
hey, it amuses me anyway.
can't wait for tomarrow's because this podcast made me giggle.
Said by: Rochelle at June 19, 2006 04:34 PM
Shouts out to Rochelle in MN and Milton in NYC! They speak the international languge of Foolese.
Milton, are you named after John Milton? "Paradise Lost" rocks!
Said by: Cesar at June 19, 2006 04:41 PM
Girl, you are in trouble. I always listen.
Said by: Marc at June 19, 2006 04:44 PM
Oh crap. Busted.
Scared now! :(
Said by: Cesar at June 19, 2006 04:54 PM
César, kudos to you for pointing out that you and Fausto share written accents in your names! I'm sure that for most people this topic is very pedantic and obscure, but to me, a Spanish professor of
Gringos, most of whom have - or care to have- little interest in written accents or correct pronunciation, I find your comment absolutely delicious! You and Fausto make a great comedy duo as well! I kindly accept your indirect marriage proposal, but you might want to think it over, since you also stated that May-December coupling is 'weird'... Con mucho amor para los dos!!! Patricia
Said by: Fausto at June 19, 2006 05:11 PM
http://www.pamspaulding.com/weblog/2006/06/sleaze-now-sorry-he-outed-clay-for-pay.html
Sleaze now sorry he outed Clay for pay
Monday, June 19, 2006
I'll preface this bit of news by saying I don't watch American Idol. I think I may have caught a couple of episodes -- Kate couldn't take it and switched it off, lololol.
I think John Paulus is looking to extend his 15 minutes of fame. You might remember the sordid outing of American Idol finalist Clay Aiken last year. Paulus told The National Enquirer that he had a one-night stand with the Tar Heel singer.
The former Green Beret's story was that he met Aiken at a hotel in North Carolina, after Aiken chatted him up online and asked him to be his "discreet bf (boyfriend)." Paulus allegedly saved a washrag with Clay's, ahem, DNA on it as proof of the encounter. And now he's sorry about it all. (MSNBC):
"I regret defying the trust of Clay;" Paulus writes on his blog. "I regret hurting him, his family and his fans; I regret that I started a blog that ridiculed him. ... I apologize to Clay for that and I hope he will accept." Aiken’s rep didn’t return The Scoop’s calls for comment.
Paulus also claims that in a "very callow and selfish moment" he passed along the story to the National Enquirer, then changed his mind and tried to get the tab to kill it, and even took legal measures to stop it, sending a cease-and-desist letter to the Enquirer. That’s not quite the way the editors at the tab remember it. “Our reporter couldn't get him off the phone," National Enquirer editor David Perel told The Scoop.
Said by: Mike Hunt at June 19, 2006 08:25 PM
Keep bringing Cesar to the show!
Said by: George at June 20, 2006 07:38 AM
Hey babes love the show, I had to get off the treadmill before I hurt myself listening to you guys do "like a Virgin" in a sexy cookie monster voice..lol Hey count me on going to Austin.. Let me if you brought your ticket yet.. Love you Guys .. RevDj.
Said by: RevDj at June 20, 2006 08:37 AM
"Touched for the veru first time..."
Reverend DJ, Texas is going to be a nuclear bomb of fun. I can't wait! Call up Fausto about details; I am already booked to go.
George, thanks for the nice comment. Fausto, you know what to do.
CT
Booksworms, visit www.cesartorres.net
Said by: Cesar at June 20, 2006 09:41 AM
Cesar what were the days.. so I can book my flight.. I heard it's quite nice in Austin..but I don't know if they're ready for the Reverend....lol
Said by: RevDj at June 20, 2006 11:36 AM
I am coming in on Thursday the 17th, coming back on Sunday the 20th. You can email me at starling(at)cesartorres(dot)net if you need more details...
Said by: Cesar at June 20, 2006 11:40 AM
Honey, ain't nobody ready for the Reverend!
Said by: Cesar at June 20, 2006 11:41 AM
Hey FOF & Cesar!
I've been real busy and haven't been in-touch but I'm still listening and spreading the word!
Great show today (yesterday now) and I loved the "gay people hate yourselves but love Madonna", that's another cool slogan.
Although remember Dogma, Madge ain't god, Alanis is ;P *lol*
BTW: Cesar's voice is soo nice! and we love to learn about our favourite stars F&M!
Talk to you soon, love from Ireland
Said by: Fergal Breen at June 20, 2006 01:04 PM
Hey the ticket is booked on the same flight... get ready...lol
Said by: REVDj at June 20, 2006 02:37 PM
Hott.
Texas watch out.
Said by: Cesar at June 20, 2006 02:42 PM
Cesar, I have NEVER been asked about John Milton in relation to my own name before. Just kidding! I am named after my father, who was named after his father, who was in turn named after his father. Thus I am the fourth Milton, albeit not Milton IV, since we all had different middle names. But thanks for asking anyways!
Said by: Milton in NYC at June 20, 2006 05:37 PM
Miss Ronnie is still my favorite guest Latina on this show, but Cesar is a close second by a razor-thin margin! Maybe you could have both of them on at the same time? That would be a "keeper"!
Said by: David at June 20, 2006 07:21 PM
Forgot to mention this before I hit "Post":
On the subject of your hosting site charging for your extra bandwith usage, have you considered Liberated Syndication? They have reasonable rates, and they do not charge for bandwidth or extra traffic. Plus, you could keep the feastoffools.net site and just redirect your RSS feed to LibSyn. I've been using them for my podcast, and I am happy with their level of service.
Said by: David at June 20, 2006 07:26 PM
Thanks David you the bomb!
Said by: Cesar at June 20, 2006 10:18 PM
César rocks! Hope he becomes a regular guest like Miss Ronnie and Amanda Steinstein. I love his voice!
Said by: Anna at June 20, 2006 10:48 PM
No problem, Cesar! You da double bomb!
Said by: David at June 21, 2006 08:53 AM
awww i'm in lurve with solitaire! her voice was so nice...don't spose she could come on the show? :) anyway great show, as always!...and you two obviously enjoy doing a show with each other...they always seem to be longer when cesar's around ;)
Said by: Oliver Smith at June 21, 2006 10:01 AM
César and Fausto! What a treat to come back to ... Kate and I just returned from Toronto, where we enjoyed our delayed honeymoon. We listened to a few FOF episodes on the way (it was a 10 hour drive, so THANK YOU for keeping us awake), including... RAPADURA!
César, you are such a sweetie. I love that your email address is "starling." If you ever want to go to the magic hedge (in the daylight! for birdwatching, not looking for other things - ha!), we love to birdwatch there. My dad is a serious birder, so I grew up being dragged around town to see sandhill cranes or owls nesting in owl boxes... Nevertheless, I am awful at identifying birds. Kate's favorite IL bird is the red-winged blackbird, and mine is the cardinal. But my favorite all-time bird is the black-capped chickadee -- the cheeky little fluffball.
See y'all at Pride!
Thanks for the good wishes -- that made my day! (And I just talked to Kate... it made her day, too!)
xxoo,
maïa
(i have an optional accent, for when I'm feeling saucy)
Said by: maïa at June 21, 2006 11:37 AM
Ha ha! See you at the parade.
Starling will be there.
Said by: Cesar at June 21, 2006 01:59 PM
Who is that Cesar character?? Get that nasty douche-bag off the net... He's polluting my ear drums like Jesse McCartney!!! =-]
Said by: Cookie at June 22, 2006 01:28 PM
Just to clear everything up, I want you guys to know that the previous post is from my cousin Louie, otherwise known as Cookie. I am going to kick your ass, maldita! You gonna get cut, cerda!
My cousin and I always bicker like this. Can you feel the love?
Cesar
Said by: Cesar at June 22, 2006 01:31 PM
Hey sexy bitchez!! It is you Myspace stalker...LOL..I love cesar and you together on the podcasts. you gurls are hilarious..LOL. I want to see you guys when i am up for the gaymes. you can come watch me play basketball and then make out with me after we when the game. :) I <3 Amanda as well..... she is a joy to listen to.... Keep it gay and funny and informative like you always do...
Said by: SAM at June 22, 2006 01:37 PM
Give a shout! Maybe we can round up all the FOF listener/athletes that week!
Said by: Cesar at June 22, 2006 02:23 PM
Here is that Big Chicks/Feast of Fools review I mentioned on the show. This is an outdated article!
http://metromix.chicagotribune.com/barsandclubs/mmx-4175_lgcy,0,25248.story
Said by: Cesar at June 22, 2006 02:33 PM
I absolutely love when César is on the show. My idea of bliss is he and Amanda Steinstein together on an episode. Two such funny and insightful people together in a conversation being led by our lovable blue pal and the adorable Marc is almost more than I could handle. Almost.
Thanks as always!
Said by: Jeff at June 27, 2006 05:50 PM
You heard it, Fausto. Call up Amanda and let's make some oolong iced tea and tape ourselves an insightful (but always tasty hilarious) show!
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