FOF #309 - On the Down Low with Big Bro - 05.15.06
Don't mess with us! Here at the world's most downloaded gay podcast were part of the mega-powerful internet cartel. We're SO tight with Google you don't even know. We share a jacuzzi with Yahoo. Bill Gates dines at my house every Friday and Steve Jobs comes over to watch HBO's Big Love on Sunday evenings. Linus Torvalds and I love going to stripper bars together (he swings both ways).
And even on that, we still have to beg and plead our listeners to donate money for our bandwidth costs. For all our high-profile connections, we still depend on you, the listener, to be THE bread and butter of the Bold Blue Company.
Without your emails letting us know about the kitschiest, craziest stuff happening in the news, without your sexy pics on our frappr map, without your myspace friendship, we'd be NOWHERE. Nothing. Zilch. Kaput. Nada fucking thing.
So let me tell you what we're going to do on today's show. We're going to reveal to you, the listener, a way that you too can become a superstar podcaster! Just like us podcasting superstar types.
Listen to today's show in order to find out how you too can get hundreds of new listeners for any podcast, without even needing to post it on the internet, without any special equipment. You can do this with stuff you already have in the PRIVACY of your own home. Well, in the comfort of your own home.
Join the Rev. DJ, my sweet husband Marc and me your blue pal as we talk about this and many more delicious topics on todays show.
The podcast that can handle the truth, WE CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH!- the Feast of Fools.
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Comments
Haven't heard today's show yet, but I just typed into google 'feast of fools' and you were the number one search again! Aha! No one will bring the FOF down! Die you FOF haters and slow appreciators. Ronnie, DJ, marc and fausto should all be on a show together, for total mayhem! x
Said by: Gary C at May 15, 2006 08:07 AM
Thanks for the shout out. Now I feel validated....or do I?
Said by: Curt at May 15, 2006 08:23 AM
listened to the show today and was cracking up...yall so crazy...give my love to Miss Ronnie, i miss her!
love always
raequel
Said by: raequel at May 15, 2006 11:39 AM
NSA = Not Secret Anymore
A British accent makes things sound more important. If it's closer to the Queen's English, it also makes it more holy.
Said by: Mike C (dmcex) at May 15, 2006 12:06 PM
Hi guys. Excellent show as always. I had a bright idea. You guys should have a little "download" section of the site where you have little mp3's of you guys that people could use as Ringtones. Like Fausto yelling "Answer your fucking phone" or Miss Ronnie's message that you use on your own phone. Plus, with all the great design work you have, you could make little icons/avatars for instant messengers and chat profiles, It's free promotion for your show and your fans would eat it up. Ya know...
"Wow, who's that faboo voice on your ringtone?"
"That's the Feast of Fools podcast guys, they da bomb"
"Whoa, I'd better check them out, lest I be the laughing stock of my gay ghetto"
Also, I tried to dye my mohawk blue last week. I used permanent dye... big mistake. I wish I had heard Friday's show with Sal-E first. LOL! All the time and money, bleaching and dying, and my hair looks exactly like it did before. Never use permanent blue, Fausto. Please, learn from my mistake. I must hang my head in shame now. I need to wear dishtowels and sweaters on my head just like Little Edie Beale in Grey Gardens!
By the way, I need sex. I just thought I would share.
Have a great week guys.
Big puppy licks,
pup don
Said by: pup don at May 15, 2006 02:18 PM
My ipod had a little mishap and deleated everything on there so while i'm in the process of getting things back on my ipod I'm ipodless at work. Rather than go the day FOF-less I snuck onto the site at work and downloaded the ep to my work comp. Hopefully I won't get in trouble, but I couldn't go without my daily fix. And you guys did not disappoint! Great show as always and I really enjoy DJ, such a cutie he is and hillarious to boot.
Thanks for your hard work and making the eps available on the site, they will be my godsend this week without my ipod.
Said by: Kristen at May 15, 2006 03:56 PM
love the show today guys but were the hell is miss ronnie i miss her dearly and v-marr i love listening to u guys in the mornings on my way to school i swear4 the people on my bus must think im crazy the way i bust out luaghing sometimes
lots of love
oswaldo in va
Said by: oswaldo at May 15, 2006 06:04 PM
It's weird that I got the ringtone/download idea early this morning then pup said it too. See, it's not long before the FOF becomes an army and collectively overthrows Bush and the UN. We are all one huge gay consciousness... be afraid America, be afraid Bin Laden. x
Said by: Gary C at May 15, 2006 08:44 PM
Can I sign up for the podcaster army? Actually, there is a song on the Podsafe Music Network called PODPEOPLE that is appropriate to your message today.
Said by: David at May 15, 2006 10:03 PM
Speaking of blue cheese fragrances, you may or may not have seen the range at Demeter (www.demeterfragrance.com) - they do freaky stuff like Chocolate Chip Cookie (for DJ?), Laundromat and even Play-Doh! I wonder, what would a Feast of Fools scent smell like?
Said by: Dave at May 16, 2006 06:18 AM
Hey guys,
Loved the show as always. It's the highlight of my day. However, Fausto, you know I adore you, but don't go there with Reggaeton, ok. While we all have our different tastes in music, it's doesn't mean that one is worse than the other. It's all about preference. Besides, I've tapped many an ass while Daddy Yankee was playing in the background. Now, when it comes to someone like Ricky Martin, who decided to record the song "Drop It On Me", and he tried his musical "stylings" at Reggaeton, he looked and sounded like an idiot, lol. Now as far as Madonna is concerned, I like her, but that horse has been beaten to death. All we have to do is wait a few more years, most likely another 12 and she'll hopefully get a lifetime achievement award or something and disappear into the all concealing shadows of old age. WE HOPE!
-BIG PAPI L
Said by: BIG PAPI L at May 16, 2006 07:05 AM
Excellent site, added to favorites!!
Said by: Alex at March 9, 2007 11:51 AM
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