FOF #307 - Parenting with a Sexy Twist - 05.11.06
Time goes by, so solly. Time go bai, con Loli! We just can't get the fabulous "La Terremoto del Alcorcón" cover of Madonna's "Time Goes By" out of our heads. Have you seen this yet? Click here to check it out.
Today we do tons of Madge bashing. It seems Aunt Esther has decided to show off her boobies in the next issue of W Magazine in a glorious 58 page spread, dressed as a horse rider for the shoot.
Her publicist goes on to say: "Madonna still looks amazing even thought she is 47. She has always been comfortable about showing off her body… in one [photo] she is dressed as an English horse rider but there is a SEXY TWIST as she has her boobs out."
In other Madonna news, she goes on Issac Mizrahi's show to reveal that her daughter Lourdes often gets frustrated by her mother's fame. Madonna says she's a "crap mother" who like many working moms struggles to balance career with her family life.
Although we find it hard to see a "Mommie Dearest" book put out by little Lourdes in the future, we can definitively see an angry mom children's book put out by Madonna: "My Daughter is a Cunt." We wish them the best.
On today's show our good pal Matthew Simonette (picture above) comes by to chew the fat about healthcare, summer movies, urban legends, and old remedies for allergies that Japanese researches are discovering. PLUS! A special suprise phone call from a very VERY famous politician.
You SO crazy Feast of Fools.
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In regards to the topic of the body in the rum, please see the following website:
http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/a/256395.htm
Said by: Dallas at May 10, 2006 11:41 PM
As far as "Brokeback Mountain" is concerned. I found the movie VERY boring. It about put me to sleep several times. It just seemed to DRAG.
Said by: Dallas at May 10, 2006 11:51 PM
Maxwell Caulfield is currently in the play Tryst off-Broadway. Check out the picture here:
http://www.broadway.com/gen/Show.aspx?si=526107.
I still have dreams of him in full leather in Grease 2, the greatest movie of all time.
Tom, the theatre queen
Said by: Tom at May 11, 2006 07:18 AM
Maxwell Caulfield is currently in the play Tryst off-Broadway. Check out the picture here:
http://www.broadway.com/gen/Show.aspx?si=526107.
I still have dreams of him in full leather in Grease 2, the greatest movie of all time.
Tom, the theatre queen
Said by: Tom at May 11, 2006 07:18 AM
Bitches?! Bitches?! I'll be your bitch anytime Fausto & Marc! Just be weary of any drums of rum arriving at your place.
LOL..
Loved the call from the President! Amazing what wire tapping can do these days! Very funny! Did you ever find out who it actually was because he was dead on with the voice!
Well, again sorry for not being able to visit during IML, but I'll make it up to you!
Love, kink, and now your bitch-
Buzz
Said by: Buzz at May 11, 2006 10:13 AM
hey guys i just wanted to share this site with you. it is about the rum thing.
http://www.slashfood.com/
the story is about half-way down the page. check it out for yourself. great show. lots of laughing on my end of it! keep your flag waving!
~aNdY!~
Said by: ~aNdY!~ at May 11, 2006 11:00 AM
why Roch (roach)as a nickname? do I remind you of a bug? oh and I can so afford tix to chi-town for meeting the apple store, but i dunno when i should leave. lol. anyway I loved todays podcast overall, even though I still don't know whats with Ronnie. Oh well. I loved the mystery caller and the 'talking' about Madonna. as always giving you (Fausto and Marc) mucho love. I can't wait for tomarrows podcast. later.
Said by: Rochelle at May 11, 2006 11:39 AM
Love the show today... that was really funny with the call in with "GWB". Definitely sounds like a dead ringer of the real "GWB"...LOL .. bUT anyway in my workout I incorporate yoga. It helps me to train my breathing when I lifting and doing cardio and increase my flexibility definitely comes in handy..
Said by: DJ at May 11, 2006 02:22 PM
You know, we had NO idea who that caller was. Seriously. I'm sure it's an old friend of mine, but we dont know. The caller ID didn't register. Maybe it WAS GWB!!!
Said by: Fausto at May 11, 2006 02:26 PM
Bitch? I'll have you know I'm a boy dog, thank you very much. Hee hee. ;)
I'm gonna do IML next year, I've decided that. I've never been. I know, as kinky as I am and I've never been to IML. Sheesh.
You guys slay me every time. I was peein' myself today. My co-workers look at me laughing then look at each other and go "oh, he's listening to that podcast again". LOL!
Okay kids, I'm out with a sexy twist.
-pup don
Said by: pup don at May 11, 2006 04:04 PM
It finally happened, I finally spit out a mouthful of water while running on the treadmill listening to you today, when Marc announced the name of Madonnas new book "my daughters a cunt" the river of spittle could not be stopped, fabulous!
Please do stop stereotyping us lesbians, we are not all mullet sporting, flannel wearing, miserable cheap pudgy broads!
Thanks for the rebroadcast of Leslie Hall shes fantastic.
Said by: Kathleen at May 11, 2006 05:19 PM
Hey, how is Miss Ronnie doing? I hope she's okay. :)
Said by: pup don at May 11, 2006 08:41 PM
Thanks for finally apologizing for putting down lesbians on a regular basis. You're the only gay podcast I've found that I can stand to listen to, so do keep in mind that you've got at least one lesbian fan that gets a little ticked every time you make some disparaging remark about lesbians.
Said by: Anna at May 11, 2006 10:52 PM
http://www.style.com/w/feat_story/050306 some pics of madonna -check out her back muscles!
Be the exception Anna and you will rule them all! We love dykes, its just certain ones that grate on us. Just like their are certain fags that bug the shit out of us.
Said by: Marc Felion at May 12, 2006 01:00 AM
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