FOF #271 - Is This Good For Plants? - 03.21.06


We met actor/singer Anthony Wills Jr. at a local karaoke bar singing "Sweet Transvestite" at the top of his lungs, drunk off his ass. Victoria was with me when I saw him and both of us turned to each other and said "this drunk bytch is hot."
Anthony's someone who you will NEVER see on American Idol or anywhere else, but he is one of the few people I personally know who makes a living working professionally as a actor. Today Anthony shares his tips for young actors on how to survive in theater. If you live in Chicago go check him out tonight at the American Theater Company.
Also on todays show we talk about a recent masturbation study which discovered that a quite a few men like to relieve themselves into the household plants, the actions of the desperate, a lesbian fantasy sex-study, and the problems with cryogenics (paying the electric bill when everyone's long gone.)
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Comments
Anthony might be skinny but I bet he's phat where it matters!
Said by: frOjOE at March 21, 2006 08:31 AM
Oh my .. Fausto was way out there today. Space does not permit correction of all his biblical errors .. I have no idea what book he read, doesn't seem like what I read in mine. You can ignore the book of Leviticus, it really only applies to jews. Christianstend to take it cafeteria style (e.g. Homosexuality bad, Lobster good...yummy).
I'd be happy to chip in some money for a front row seat when Patricia Fernos comes north to give Fausto a bit of "parental" guidance (hopefully with Miss Ronnie Frying Pan). Its not nice to ridicule the ones that love you on an internationally broadcast show. It should be saved for family holidays like Christmas, preferably after cocktails.
Take Care!!! Check your mailbox.
Eric M
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Said by: Eric M at March 21, 2006 09:25 AM
Hey Guys...
My boy Russell (James from Portsmouth) are listening to your show on the loud speakers waking up all the neighbours with your beautiful voices!!! I loved the show and love you guys... I cannot wait to see you at the Meet and Greet in NYC~~
Said by: Mike B. at March 21, 2006 09:45 AM
Oh my flipping brother! I loved Anthony's voice! First of all~good luck with your audition. I saw that show in New York and it is a great show. Where will it be at in Chicago? Does anyone know?
Fausto and Mark...so true~WE ARE ALL AFRICANS! lol...keep on singin your song babes!
Said by: ~Andy!~ at March 21, 2006 10:47 AM
Guys,
Thanks for reading my comments about Levi on your episode today. I gotta say Fausto, you're a naughty, naughty boy making the comments you did, but it's all good. LOL. :-)
As far as the "making up God" thing, I agree that we all make up our concept of what God is. To me, God is the underlying energy that creates all that we see around us. God is also the creative principle--the underlying idea--that shapes this energy into more complex forms of energy and matter. The creative possibilities are endless, and this leads to the universe we see around us. I can only imagine the amazing shift in humanity's experience of life if we all stopped focusing on our differences and focused on our underlying similarities...that would be peace.
I also believe that God did give all of us free will to do as we please with creation. Every moment is pregnant with possibilities for our growth and further evolution as a human species (yes, I believe in both God and evolution), and how we deal with situations that arise reflects who we see ourselves as being, as well as how we view others. I reject the idea that God sits ready to judge and condemn us for taking specific actions that some deem "against God's will". Frankly, I am not so arrogant as to suggest that I know what God's will is for anybody but me, and God and I are okay with each other.
Furthermore, this free will given to us allows us to formulate, change, accept, or reject any version of God we choose. No concept is better or worse than any other concept, and all are born out of where we are in our personal evolution at a specific time. As we change our vision of ourselves, our vision of God can and does change as well. At no point does any of this actually change what God is, and I believe that God is able to handle it just fine.
Best of luck to Anthony in his endeavors. I'm continuing to hold thoughts of good health for Victoria. I'm also repeating my thanks for you guys and gals and the difference you make every day by being out and proud on the internet. You throw a great party and I enjoy every moment of every show.
Stay powerful!
Said by: David at March 21, 2006 12:18 PM
36... but I'm at work. I had to hurry.
Said by: pup don at March 21, 2006 02:00 PM
2. One to touch and one to wipe
Said by: Daryl at March 21, 2006 02:52 PM
The top tips were so right at the beginning of today's show. I've gone for singing jobs and been offered them - when I've only gone to kill time before lunch with friends. Bizarre that everyone finds that happening. I love the fact the tel no. was on the other day, that was really random (and funny). I'm so glad V-marr is back on the v-casting couch, her laugh is a show in itself.
How many listeners does this show get?
I just keep thinking about how many people around the world are telling their friends about quarter turns and catching some air. Love ya, enjoy ya appreciate ya.
I'm seriously considering writing a song for v-mar, so far it's kinda cheap "V-Mar, you star, you burned down houses but you'll go far." "With your rice filled bra and v-fingered salute, we love you miss Mar, with Fausto, Marc and Ronnie to boot." mwah xXx
Said by: Gary C at March 21, 2006 05:25 PM
I lost count after 100. I think I had to to do 3 or 4 times that amoount but I was in no hurry
Said by: Marc at March 21, 2006 06:50 PM
Wonderful show today guys. I have to agree with Fausto that the pickin's are SLIM for out, hot, celebrity lesbians. Ellen Degeneres and Rosie O'Donnell do not a fantasy make... and who the Hell fantasizes about Sharon Stone?
I loved V-Marrs video her laugh is fabulous! It was a great way to start the day.
Love you all
Said by: Kathleen at March 21, 2006 08:01 PM
I beleive the religion of reality too! its a lot more interesting. I LOVED this podcast and Anthony Kicks soo much ass. i know tomarrows will be great as well. I was laughing almost the whole time man.
Said by: Rochelle (from MN) at March 21, 2006 10:45 PM
oh i forgot to tell fausto that hes stupid because he wanted someone too.
Said by: Rochelle (from MN) at March 21, 2006 10:50 PM
I'm listening to your podcast...another great show....I did want to comment though on your article about the Love Honey lube. I read that same article over the weekend and the reason the numbers are seem so small is because the survey was not just how many strokes it takes to do your business with lube, but how many strokes with THEIR lube. Supposedly, according to the article, I think after stroke 29 the Love Honey Lube changes consistancy and feels different, making it easier and faster to achieve the end results.
Said by: Bruce at March 21, 2006 11:04 PM
Thank you so much for shouting out to me on the show! I especially like that you called me "Milty," which is sort of a pet name my friends use for me. The reason I love the Feast Of Fools so much is that you wonderful people are so accessible. Keep the fabulousness coming!
Said by: Milton at March 22, 2006 07:31 PM
Paula Abdul is half French-Canadian and half Syrian-Brazilian. Both of her parents were Jewish.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paula_Abdul
Mariah Carey is half Irish-American and half Afro-Venezuelan.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariah_carey
Said by: Anna at March 22, 2006 10:41 PM
Canadians call them First Nations peoples. The things I learn from listening to Canadian radio....
Said by: Anna at March 22, 2006 11:26 PM
CLEOPATRA 2525 is available on DVD, in case you wanted to know. I remember watching the show, and check Amazon out of curiosity. Here's a link to the DVD page. :)
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0009JE6FM/qid=1143991849/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-5978540-2601661?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=130
Said by: Justin the Mighty at April 2, 2006 10:41 AM
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