FOF #270 - Desperately Seeking Sanity - 03.20.06
Stand back! This podcast is on fire. Today Marc, V-Marr and Fausto go off on a wild wild ride through the choppy terrain of American religious fundamentalism, starting off with a little skit "starring"conservative political candidate Merril Keiser.
It seems our good friend Merril in an interview recently 'fessed up to his true feelings about homosexuals, like Sir Elton John and Vice Prez Dick Cheney's lesbo daughter Mary "Uncle Tom" Cheney. He gets badgered into admitting the only way to deal with the Vice President's daughter is to kill her and compares laws against drugs to laws against homosexuality.
Of course this takes him into a dark inner turmoil, which thanks to his "charismatic christian" to english Vietnamese translator Ling Liang Trung, everything makes sense in the end. Sort of.
Vietnamese singing lessons, Russian senior citizen adult-film craze, granny trannies, Tim Miller's 1001 Beds, Friendster, Podcasting Trust Funds, and Death and Taxes.
Pictured to the right above is the 1000th fan (1001 because we're on the map ourselves) to post his picture on our Frappr map, Bryan Blackburn. Contratulations Bryan! You win a Feast of Fools Tshirt, button, stickers, archived file DVD, and tons of other goodies!
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Comments
That Russin guy sounds hot. I wish you had a picture of him. A lot of us like the silverfoxes. Just check out the site older4me for old guys galore.
Thomas
Said by: Thomas at March 20, 2006 01:30 AM
Congrads Bryan!
Welcome to the FOF family!
Buzz
(*join my frappr, damnit!)
Said by: Buzz at March 20, 2006 06:14 AM
"Quarter-turns" doesn't sound impossible...
I'm up for the challenge and I'll get back to you on that!!
Said by: frOjOE at March 20, 2006 08:23 AM
Can we please get an MP3 of V-mar singing that vietnamese song? I don't know why but it always makes me smile :D
-Simon
Said by: Simon at March 20, 2006 10:19 AM
I think you guys now have everyone at home saying "quarter-turns" in parrot voices - ok, it might just be me, but it's FUNNY!
Said by: rick in San Diego at March 20, 2006 11:25 AM
I'm about halfway through the show and I just have to ask - did you give your home phone number out on purpose? Or did I mishear? Or maybe you want some late night obscene phone calls? ;-)
I'm thrilled you all are coming to NYC and I look forward to meeting you all and the fans in attendance!
Said by: Eric at March 20, 2006 11:40 AM
Excellent show! What a great way to start a Monday!!! I love you guys. And you knew I was gonna pipe in on this one but Marc is right about fisting, you're butt is a muscle and will go back into place, even after repeated sessions.
Have a wonderful week!
Sincerely,
pupdoganov
Said by: pup don at March 20, 2006 12:41 PM
pup dog, I'm curious, I saw this vid on the net and it was this guy who was really into putting stuff in there. It looked like he stuck a whole wine bottle up in there! He opened it up like 8" across... hmmm... twice pi, times the radius... that's like a 25" circumference! How does he shut that thing after to keep the poop in? When it was closed it looked more like a huge vag than a sphincter. That's gotta make for some messy underpants.
Said by: rick in San Diego at March 20, 2006 01:08 PM
LOVED the easter egg it was hilarious...
I'm not sure about ryan seacrest but to me it looks like ant had a nosejob.
-Grace
Said by: uibriain at March 20, 2006 01:24 PM
Good question, Rick. A person does not do that the first time out. I would guess that the guy in the video has been spending a great deal of time working those muscles to get them to open like that without hurting himself or doing any permanent damage. Sure it may not snap back like a rubber band, but after a short time the muscles do close back up. I don't know exactly how long, 20 minutes? Half an hour? I really don't know, but you would be surprised. I mean, think of a woman having a baby. Once it's open it doesn't hang open like that, it closes back up. And a newborn is a pretty sizable thing to come out such a small opening.
Hmmm, I should do an "Ask pup don" website and have people ask me sex and fetish questions. LOL! I'm not an expert, just a pervert who likes to share the wealth of my knowledge. :)
Said by: pup don at March 20, 2006 02:37 PM
Fantastic show guys!
Loved the life-of-V-Marr song!
kisses
Said by: notorius at March 20, 2006 03:36 PM
Haha. This is the funniest show I've heard in a while. Not that your shows aren't always hilarious, but I laughed out loud so much everyone in the newspaper room with me asked what the fuck I was laughing at. I think I might have hooked some of them. Go me! Go you too!
The egg is awesome.
Mansized!
V-Marr. You are so awesome. You are my idol!
-xmaryx
ps...do you guys watch vh1 at all or surreal life? they have Alexis Arquette on there. He's fucking ugly and weird.
V-Marr>Alexis
Said by: xmaryx at March 20, 2006 04:15 PM
The wonders of nature never cease to amaze me. Thanks, Pup.
Said by: rick in San Diego at March 20, 2006 05:28 PM
Great show guys .. i got repeatedly shushed at the office. I gather I was disturbing some computer tech dweebies conference call.
You did forget to edit out your phone number. I'm not likely to ever use it but .. it was there.
Loved the bonus stuff too!!!
EricM
60707
Said by: Eric M at March 20, 2006 06:21 PM
I just wanted to let you know I really enjoyed podcast # 269 with Levi Kreis. Growing up Gay, Southern Baptist And in East TN. I could really relate. I wish him much success. Can't wait to get his CD
Said by: Gary at March 20, 2006 06:51 PM
Always glad to help, Rick. And glad to meet a fellow FOF fan neighbor in San Diego. ;)
Said by: pup don at March 20, 2006 07:24 PM
Here in Boston it's a "guh-raj" just so you know.
Said by: Bethany at March 20, 2006 08:12 PM
Ryaqn Seacrest is SO hot.... Quarter turns,Quarter turns Quarter turns Quarter turns Quarter turns Quarter turns Quarter turns Quarter turns Quarter turns Quarter turns Quarter turns Quarter turns Quarter turns Quarter turns Quarter turns Quarter turns Quarter turns Quarter turns Quarter turns Quarter turns Quarter turns Quarter turns Quarter turn, i'm in class and my teacher is looking at me funny
Said by: Mitch at March 20, 2006 10:23 PM
Hey guys..congrats on the following article from gaywired
http://www.gaywired.com/article.cfm?section=10&id=8463
my friend from SF emailed me the link!
WAY TO GO!!!
Said by: Keith at March 21, 2006 10:23 AM
a great show you guys. I liked all the singing and just the happy tone ya'll seemed to have. bravo you guys.
Said by: Rochelle (from MN) at March 21, 2006 09:09 PM
byran is a cutie and your podcast is great yesterday. I think is was a cute show and laid back.
Said by: Rochelle (from MN) at March 21, 2006 09:29 PM
ok I HAVE to get the V-Mar song when she taught herself vietnamese...
...I love that song...
Said by: Krystofer at March 22, 2006 09:30 AM
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