FOF #268 - Worshiping the Diva Within - 03.16.06
Nutritional Overacheivers Unite! Miss Ronnie is in the hizzy tonight as we explain how we put our foot in our mouth on yesterday's show. We make some apologies to our fine Australian listeners and read some of their letters.
Things are geteting a little crazy down there though as they export their foul language marketing to the U.K. Did you know that Australia is one of the few countries that eat both of the animals on their crest (kangaroo and emu). Would you eat a kangaroo?
On today's show we discuss a hotel in Germany that charges the guest by how much they weigh. One guy who won't have to pay as much these days is the devoted husband that gave his husband one of his kidneys, although his husband will have to pay a bit more now that he's got the kidney.
Miss Ronnie wants to know why aliens are playing dodgeball with our little planet. While nobody (except Pres. Bush Jr.) is debating that global warming (and evolution) actually is happening, the mechanics behind it are in reality a hotly debated issue. What do you think is causing global warming? Cars, farts, or comets crashing on the earth?
Pictured on the right is the reigning Queen of the "Imperial Windy City Court of the Prairie State Empire." Her full name is Empress II, Fabiola the Great Buckingham-Fontaine, Radiance & Luminescence of the Fountain. These TTT's (trailer trash trannies) are lovely to look at and work hard to raise money for charity, all for the excuse of walking around (in intense sincerity) and crowning themselves as royalty. Fausto and I are on their mailing list, so every month we get the newsletter we squeal with delight and horror at their fabulousness.
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You have to check out the "College of Monarchs" on the barony website.
http://www.windycityempire.org/CollegeMembers.html
Said by: Marc Felion at March 16, 2006 02:27 AM
Listening to your iPod at the gym? Why not try Kylie Minogue's slutty sister? Dannii Minogue! She's wicked... "put the needle on it!" But, for **my** work out, the Black Eyed Peas can't be beat. I have 55 of their songs on my iPod. They are my favorite neighborhood group. >. Try the two pre-Fergie BEP records for a good cardio!
Said by: frOjOE at March 16, 2006 08:39 AM
I love when Fausto speaks in spanish.... so sexy :D Maybe you guys could do a spanish language BSG podcst :P
Said by: Simon at March 16, 2006 08:46 AM
Hola Amor!!!
I cant wait to go to NY to see you guys... Missing you all!!!!
Im in alabama... if you have any hot guys out there that wanna say Hi in Alabama, Tell em mike b is on da way!!
hahaha...
Love you... Great show... i love blasting it through these little country towns!!!
Mike B
Said by: Mike B. at March 16, 2006 10:28 AM
I got mentioned again? I didn't mean to do it!....well, todays didn't disapoint & I've missed Miss Ronnie being around. I love the stories you have and I think that charolette person needs to leave people who want to get some without the threat of pregnancy alone. lol .It just sounds like s/he's a conservative and that s/hes never gone to a shop that provides thoses products. Just like a person whos way into buisness and not into art/music then wanting to cut artistic funds, because they don't see the point. whew. I'm going in circles. oh well. it was a great podcast. keep kicking ass. all of ya'll.
Said by: Rochelle (from MN) at March 16, 2006 02:05 PM
You can tell it is election year in Tennessee when stupid-ass legislation comes up in Nashville. I thought Tennessee had hit rock bottom when they passed the legislation making it legal to eat road kill, but banning dildoes makes me glad I made my escape. I have a feeling there will be a run on all the adult shops everywhere, assuming this one goes into effect.
Great to have Miss Ronnie back on the show. You are always one of my favorites, and you keep the episodes rocking!
Said by: David at March 16, 2006 03:05 PM
Hello,
I just finished todays show, LOVED IT, Ms Ronnie, I love ya, I just donated you a whole $2.00 to help get your booty to NYC. By the way, If you like ghetto airlines I would say to check out southwest, it's cheap, all coach, and looks like the interior of a 1980 Volvo.
Said by: MIKE FROM THE BROOK at March 16, 2006 03:09 PM
Miss Ronnie, thanks for the shout out(s) (2 of 'em!!) See you soon IN PERSON! Great show, guys!
Oh, btw - did you get your pollution monitor figured out? Remember that even though it's electrically wired, that apparatus has a 9 volt battery on the inside and that's probably why it was bleeping... the battery needs to be replaced. Sorry to get back to you so late on this last info... Oh yes, about the 'closeness' of men from Eastern Europe - closeness does not necessarily = homosexuality - it just means that certain people have a low range in their personal space and feel entirely comfortable having people come very close physically to them. The wider the range of personal space a person needs, the more distant s/he keeps him/herselves from people. Each culture - and probably each individual -has these unspoken personal lines of demarcation which vary around the world, many times depending on the sex of the people involved and their familiarity with one another. Patricia
Said by: Patricia Fernós at March 16, 2006 03:16 PM
A day without a dildo is like a day without sunshine....it just aint right! Thanks for the laughs, love the show
Said by: Kathleen at March 16, 2006 06:57 PM
YOUR HTML IS BROKEN! :(
Said by: Steven in San Jose at March 16, 2006 08:26 PM
I couldn't stop laughing when you did you southern accent for that weird group that trys to contact ya at work, it meminded me of clay aiken and then I put the two together and my family now thinks I'm a bit more odd. it was worth it though. I'm odd I know this. can't wait for tomarrow's podcast!
Said by: Rochelle (from MN) at March 16, 2006 08:35 PM
Another great show today although I have to confess that Fausto doing accents has thesame effect on measwhen Sister Mary Francis would run her talons across the chalkboard in grade school.......
On the other hand when Marc drops down into the lower parts of his vocal register ispretty much stiffy time.
I sent you a pakage today. Enjoy
Eric M
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Said by: Eric M at March 16, 2006 08:44 PM
Eat me, beat me, Baudelaire me.
I tried to listen to you guys on the treadmil but it only made me a Nutritional Overachiever. I'm working on extra credit right now. Miss Ronnie could make some big bucks recording a podcast of her chasing someone's ass with her Equalizer. I'd be running my fat ass off to escape that beating.
FOF: Not your biological Daddy.
Said by: Pierre at March 16, 2006 09:23 PM
Don't mean to disagree with Miss Ronnie, but I feel, as a gay man, just the opposite with regards to dildos vs. the real thing. I find that there are just some thing that a dildo just can't do. I *LOVE* to have sex with my partner, and when I'm not with him (since we live 300 miles away from each other due to our diverging professions), I find a dildo is a poor substitute for that giant tower of pleasure that is my partner. :-o
Said by: Lucas L. at March 17, 2006 01:50 AM
Whenever I see Miss Ronnie is guesting on the show, I smile, get ready to laugh, and press "Play"... and I am never disappointed. :)
I've seen those Barony folks at the Pride Parades before... my friends and I always wondered what that was all about. And now we know. Isn't our corner of the world interesting how there are so many different facets and sects? (No, I didn't say sex.) :)
Said by: RcktMan at March 18, 2006 03:04 AM
Hi guys! I am such a fan... I swear, my co-workers walk by my cubicle while I'm squeaking my laughs into my palm and must think I've skipped my meds. I started listening to you when I got my first ipod in January and I haven't missed a day. I'm a total fag hag, (and damn proud), so your show gives me the fix I need every day!! Miss Ronnie is my hero, Victoria really IS the most beautiful woman on the internet, Amanda, you're a riot, but Fausto and Marc, you boys get my fancy juices flowing LOVE YOU ::besos::
Said by: Melinda at March 23, 2006 08:55 PM
I almost died when you guys started singing Kylie's "La, La, La..." tidbit. You guys officially rock.
Said by: George at May 9, 2006 09:41 PM
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