Hey guys and V-Marr,

Great show again; the "Clay" sequence was priceless and definitely belongs in a future "best of" show. I will have to say that of all the celebrities who could be potentially outed, Clay is the most "ho hum", IMHO. Don't get me wrong, I like Clay, love to hear him sing, and he could be a good celebrity to "represent" the GLBT community, but he is probably not the most tempting target, for lack of a better way to put that.

Otherwise, it was great to hear you got GarageBand 3,and I hope it works better for you than ProTools. I do have to agree with Marc on the subject of the sound effects: less is definitely more. I have heard some trainwrecks of podcasts where the 'caster spent more time on the effects than on the content. I know you guys will keep the great content coming, but the show's format is definitely not a broken thing needing fixing.

Anyway, I've rambled enough. Keep up the good work!

David

Said by: David-That Blue Jeans Guy at February 28, 2006 09:46 AM

You actuallly like to hear Clay sing? Wow. Now that is priceless.
It is precisely that he is so very Ho-Hum that makes this sex scandal is so funny. Its as though Don Knotts or Gomer Pyle where outed.
I just can't wait until Clay follows George Michael's lead and makes a video of the scandal á la George's video "Outside." Instead of cops and helicopters on rooftops, it'll be cheap hotels with cumrags and ziploc bags flying around. Everything will be filmed in "Quarter Turns" and we'll get dizzy from just watching it.

Said by: Marc Felion at February 28, 2006 11:40 AM

Sweet show as alawys... I love it when you guys do the skits..haha

Muah... much love to all of you, cant wait to hear from MS. Ronnie... it has been such a long time... Have a good day, and dont work too hard!!!

You guys really brought a smile to my busy, crazy day!!!

Mike-

Said by: Mike B. at February 28, 2006 12:40 PM

You guys never cease to amaze me. That Clay skit was too funny, and I was getting a little turned on hearing Marc moan. Hee hee.

In regards to V-mar's comment about Jackie O having been to gay porn theaters, this is an article from the New Yorker about a NYC cab driver who used to hang out with the Beales (of the famed cult documentary, Grey Gardens), who were relavies of the Kennedy family.

http://www.newyorker.com/talk/content/articles/060306ta_talk_green

Here's an excerpt where talks about his run in with Miss O...

"Torre recalls meeting Onassis when she visited Grey Gardens. He says that she used to call the house occasionally, to check on her aunt and cousin, and that she once asked him to take her out clubbing. He remembers bringing her to the Anvil, where they watched a fire-eating drag contortionist perform. Afterward, Onassis’s driver took them back to her building, where she invited Torre up for a drink. “I said no thanks,” he said. “I went back to the Anvil.”

Said by: pup don at February 28, 2006 01:49 PM

That was some funny stuff!! Always clever, always controversial..... the Feast of Fools!

Said by: Joel at February 28, 2006 02:14 PM

I'm glad you explained the postion Mr. Aken had taken with his partner. Prior to your explaination, I was having trouble picturing it. But, after your explanation, I had troubling getting it out of my head. ahhhhg! Clay, sex, no, please!

So Fausto, what couldn't you do with ProTools? ProTools is the industry standard. Splain. You said this a couple of days ago and it has piqued my curiosity.

Said by: Mike at February 28, 2006 04:34 PM

Marc,

Yeah, I really did like hearing Clay sing, even after weeks of playing his CD overhead in my store. I'll admit some of the songs were not as good as others, but I didn't like everything on Kelly's first CD, either. Speaking of American Idol people, I'll have to dish sometime about meeting Josh Gracin's parents in my store one day, but only on email...

As far as Gomer being outed, there has been the long-running rumor (never knew if it was true or not) that Jim Nabors was Rock Hudson's ex-lover. I've just had a hard time accepting that one, though. Cary Grant and Randolph Scott, yes. Rock Hudson and Jim Nabors, no.

Now, as far as the music video, that is too scary to think of.

By the way, I did not get the "Quarter Turns" joke, either in the episode or in your comment. I know what a quarter turn is, but what is the relationship to Clay?

Later,

Said by: David-That Blue Jeans Guy at February 28, 2006 05:31 PM

Jim Nabors was always type cast as the goofy Gomer Pyle character, but have you ever heard that man sing? He had the most amazing deep, rich voice. And really, he wasn't a bad looking guy. I could see him and Rock goin' at it.

Said by: pup don at February 28, 2006 05:43 PM

I have definitely heard him sing before. His rendition of "The Impossible Dream" from *Man of La Mancha* raises goosebumps on my skin in a good way.

Said by: David-That Blue Jeans Guy at February 28, 2006 07:08 PM

Okay, I have to admit it. I love shopping at thrift stores and buying the strangest things I can find. I actaully own the Jim Nabors 8-tradk box set, just because I never saw box set collections for 8-tracks before. It's still sealed in the shrink wrap! But I don't have an 8-track player. Should I put it up on ebay?

Said by: pup don at February 28, 2006 07:16 PM

I also never knew that they made 8-track box sets. I guess it makes sense, since box sets have included LPs and cassettes in the past.

I think before you put it on eBay, you might want to get it appraised by somebody who is knowledgeable about obsolete audio formats like 8-track. You should be able to get an idea of a realistic price.

Said by: David-That Blue Jeans Guy at February 28, 2006 07:24 PM

I'm not saying Don Knotts or Gomer Pyle (the character, not the actor who portayed him) are gay, there just kinda dorky, like Clay.
As for the "quarter turns," these are direct quotes from Jon Paulus' interviews. From what I gather, Jon Paulus sat on Clay's dick. Clay was not wearing a condom btw! As Jon Paulus is riding his love tool, Clay commands him to do "Quarter Turns," because he wanted to "feel every wall inside of " him.
Basically what this entails is Jon sitting on Clay's dick and revolving around it. Think of the Jon Paulus as Linda Blair's head in the Exorcist with Clay Aiken's dick being the body.
I think this would entail some sort of dexterity, but the guy was a Green Beret so I'm sure he could manage it.
I hear in Asia its very popular to have a girl in a basket that is lowered over your member and then you spin the basket. I'm sure pupdog knows what that's called among bdsm fetish folks.

Said by: Marc Felion at February 28, 2006 07:27 PM

sounds like a workout

Said by: uibriain at February 28, 2006 07:31 PM

It's sooo great hearing V.Mar in better health! Kudos to Fausto & Marc as well!

Another great (and extremely funny) show! I'm off to practice my quarter-turns....

Pup don, don't forget the up and coming musical version of "Grey Gardens"! Do I see a NYC trip in our future? Or at least let's just get out to Disneyland (it's closer and cheaper!)..

Your kinky FOF,
Buzz

Said by: Buzz at February 28, 2006 08:00 PM

Hey there Fausto & Mark! I'm Russell (Mike Brazell's boy). Sooo, he's got me listening to the show. You boys are fantastic! So glad that I met him, because he is truly a wonderful guy. Aaaaad he introduced me to you hilarious fags! I love cynicism.. something you do wonderfully. Looking forward to more fabulous shows.
Lots of love..

Russell

Said by: Russell Wetherbee at February 28, 2006 09:11 PM

Hey boys, another GREAT show! Gaykin, sex toys and Pussy Tourette all in one! Too much to ask for!

ps. how hot is Mark's sexy voice? Grrrr!

Said by: Dave in Tampa at February 28, 2006 10:07 PM

Marc, your description of the Quarter Turn read like a cheap porn novel, I loved every minute of it and my nipples are hard. ;)

I have no idea what that hanging basket spinning thing is, but I've sent out feelers to my porn sources and will get back to you. I'm not up on my hetero fetish categories, I'm afraid. LOL!

David, I bought the 8-track set for $1.00, I'm not too worried about it, heh heh.

Buzz, you betcha we need another Disney trip soon. The Monster's Inc. ride is way cool!

Okay, I'm on hold with Blue Cross at 10:30 at night, and they're playing an elevator muzak version of Dreams by The Cranberries. I may need medical help before this call is through.

Said by: pup don at March 1, 2006 12:30 AM

i just <3 all ya'll. is there going to be a mardi gras special in the future? nothing spells decadence like penis flashing and cheap flashy beads ^_~ luved the skit today and luved hearing miss v-marr again... keep it up lads and lasses.

Said by: joelio at March 1, 2006 02:53 AM

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Said by: SOPHIE at March 1, 2006 07:42 AM

Marc, thanks for the explanation of "quarter turns". That does sound like it would have been hot to be on the receiving end of, but the thoughg of him actually screaming "Quarter turns! Quarter turns!" has me ROTFLMAO. To continue with the "Gayberry" thing, have you ever seen the spoof of *The Andy Griffith Show* Ron Howard did on SNL back in the 80's? It was hilarious.

To plug (heh) another podcast, Joseph Fenity will be releasing a new episode of his "Porn Stars Talk to Joseph Fenity" podcast, and he will be interviewing Jon Paulus. Apparently, Jon is parlaying his new-found notoriety into a contract with adult entertainment studio Lucas Entertainment, and will be soon starring in his first porn flick, and Joseph will be talking to him about everything. You can get the podcast through iTunes. When I found out this news, it really makes me think this whole story might be questionable, but I may be too cynical for my own good...

Said by: David-That Blue Jeans Guy at March 1, 2006 08:08 AM

I was a day behind on my lestening but I'm all caught up now!! Great show .. and lots of hilarious comments.

On the Jim Nabors things... rumor has it he's packing a big piece. Maybe Rock was a size queen.

I loved hearing Pussy. I have that CD and still play it all the time. French Bitch and Free Pussy still have me rolling on the florr.

Eric M
60707

Said by: Eric M at March 1, 2006 08:56 AM

Fausto - way to stick it to that "diva-wannabe" who made you wait. I worked with her about 12 years ago- she was definitely higher maintenance than any REAL opera-singing Diva I've met. Miss Mary still has a nice voice... but she needs to count her fucking blessings... you don't see Eartha Kitt pulling shit like that.

Said by: Brian at March 1, 2006 08:50 PM

Ok, I just listened to the Joseph Fenity episode where he interviews Jon Paulus (who, by the way, looks like a dark-haired, overtanned Ryan Seacrest) about the whole Clay Aiken scandal. His claim is that Clay was actually the top and quite aggressive. Then, after telling all the sordid details, he has an attack of "conscience" and breaks down and cries, saying he didn't mean to hurt Clay, his fans, and his chances of releasing his new CD (apparently, RCA has it on hold). It was sooo Baba Wawa.

I have my doubts as to whether or not this is true, and with Jon having signed with Lucas Entertainment--a porn production company--and working on his first video, that seems to put some holes in his credibility.

What do you guys think?

Said by: David-That Blue Jeans Guy at March 2, 2006 12:41 PM

"Basically what this entails is Jon sitting on Clay's dick and revolving around it. "

We call that "Sit N' Spin" in my world.

"I have my doubts as to whether or not this is true, and with Jon having signed with Lucas Entertainment--a porn production company--and working on his first video, that seems to put some holes in his credibility. "

But if it weren't true, Clay would have undoubtedly made a public statement to that fact - he hasn't said a word and I can only assume it's because the proof is in the pudding...the pudding on the cum-rag.

I miss the 8-track - there was something about the anticipation of waiting to hear your favorite song that made it all that much sweeter...

Said by: Eric at March 2, 2006 01:58 PM

David: "I have my doubts as to whether or not this is true, and with Jon having signed with Lucas Entertainment--a porn production company--and working on his first video, that seems to put some holes in his credibility. "

Eric: "But if it weren't true, Clay would have undoubtedly made a public statement to that fact - he hasn't said a word and I can only assume it's because the proof is in the pudding...the pudding on the cum-rag."

Good point. I have some doubts about the story, because he starts out with this "I'll respect you as long as you respect me, and Clay lost my respect" type of attitude, and then after he tells how the Enquirer got ahold of the story and then refused to retract it, he got all teary-eyed and mourned the fact that he just might have ruined Clay's career. Hmmm...is he pissed or is he contrite?

He reminds me of more than a few former child actresses who went "where are they now" after they grew up, until they decide to make a comeback and start by posing nude for some adult magazine. Once the pictures are published, they then make the talk show circuit bawling "They didn't publish the good ones!" and we are supposed to feel sorry and boycott the magazine but be sure to see the "comeback" movie in theaters next Friday. I never bought it with any of them, and I don't buy it with him.

Said by: David-That Blue Jeans Guy at March 2, 2006 06:26 PM

George Michael got arrested again ? When this happens... Shit. First in New York, and now in London. He's becoming International dont you think... :)

Said by: Rickie at March 4, 2006 01:45 PM

Clay's publicist told Star magazine that Clay wasn't available for comment until he returns from capturing space monkeys on Pluto. I think that counts as a comment. Don't forget we're talking tabloids here people.

Thanks for the podcast. Very entertaining as usual.

Said by: Jake at March 27, 2006 07:25 AM