VMAR #11 - Nutt Cracka - 12.21.05

A first for the Feast of Fools family, this video podcast features most of the folks who bring you your favorite podcast.
Please enjoy this sick and twisted rendition of the Nutcracker, based on our last years live show "XXX-Mas on Ice." The voices in this movie are done by Marc Felion, Victoria Lamarr, and Fausto Fernós.
Check out this wonderful photo gallery of the stage version.
By the way, if you like V-Marr's movies, tip her! A girl's gotta eat.
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Comments
Oh my GOD... I laughed, I cried, I howled, I rolled on the floor. And now I'm dusty and a little dizzy.
That was hilarious. HILARIOUS! MORE MORE MORE! :)
Said by: RcktMan at December 21, 2005 08:58 PM
Amazing! I have been fighting the winter blues, and this was just the ticket. If smearing chicken fat all over your lover's face doesn't get you into the holiday spirit, I don't know what will.
Said by: Alan Gentry at December 21, 2005 10:12 PM
Hilarious! I think the bit at the end about the "guy in the green shirt" being in the shot was my favorite - and Amanda is quite the sexy dancer...good work!
Said by: Eric at December 22, 2005 06:31 AM
Laughter, crying, peeing in my pants, all at 4:00 a.m. before work in S. Cal! That was the funniest thing I've seen since they put Bush in the Whitehouse!
Lord, I'm surprised the neighbors haven't called the cops!
How 'bout some more chicken ratboy? LOL
** Still wiping the tears of joy from my face...
Love ya all! Happy Chicken Holidays & a Great New Year! Keepin it warm here!
Your Leather boy in California,
Buzz
Said by: Buzz at December 22, 2005 06:45 AM
Feast of Fools put the crack in Nutcraker. Your show always make me hungry for some wierd reason.
Fausto, what's the address for that dim sum place??
Said by: Dick at December 22, 2005 05:00 PM
Too funny!!! I love the voice over work and Marc who almost choked on that chicken!! Plus it's the first time seeing Amanda Steinstein moving (or dancing) in real life!
Leslie in LV,NV
Said by: Leslie at December 22, 2005 06:17 PM
You so crazy!! That was quite a riot, but I just noticed for the first time that VMAR has some wierd pinky fingers. Does Link Pinks have anything to do with that?
Said by: Mike S - Chicago at December 22, 2005 07:46 PM
Bravo! You should win the video podcast Emmy for sure!
Said by: Brian at December 22, 2005 08:36 PM
That was the best Holiday Special of the Year!! It left me with a warm fuzzy feeling inside. I think its just a hunger for fried chicken. Off to KFC with me!
Thanks all, Keep it up!!!!! (Amanda you are stunning as the Queen of the Queens!)
Said by: Tim A at December 22, 2005 08:46 PM
Keep the comments coming fellas! Sorry we've been "way laid" we're in the boondocks of Carolina, and there isn't an internet connection as far as the eye can see, but there are tons of lovely coquis (native tree frogs) fried food and hot 4-footers with plucked eyebrows.
For some reason, every man in San Juan has taken to "metrosexualising" themselves, and are plucking the shit out of their eyebrows.
We're going to try to post some classic episodes tomorrow, but it's hard to find a connection here in the tropics.
We wish you so much warmth and love and we'll be posting as soon as possible recordings from San Juan, Puerto Rico!
Marc and Fausto
Said by: Fausto & Marc (from San Juan, Puerto Rico) at December 22, 2005 09:54 PM
FYI: When I try to upload the video to my 5G iPod, I get a message in iTunes indicating that the video format is incompatible with the iPod. Anyone else having this problem?
Said by: Aaron Ball at December 23, 2005 11:09 AM
Video formats compatible with the iPod are:
H.264 video: up to 768 Kbps, 320x240, 30 frames per sec., Baseline Profile up to Level 1.3 with AAC-LC up to 160 Kbps, 48 Khz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4 and .mov file formats
MPEG-4 video: up to 2.5 mbps, 480x480, 30 frames per sec., Simple Profile with AAC-LC up to 160 Kbps, 48 Khz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4 and .mov file formats
You can use HandBrake (for example) to convert them. It is really easy and free! Plus you can use it to put your DVDs into digital format.
And someone said I always seem like a cunt in text the other day! See...SEEE!
Anyway Merry Winterval and a gay new year.
You dirty bunch of faggoty bastards.
Said by: Craig Rigby at December 23, 2005 01:25 PM
hi it vmarr marry crismas every one and a happy new year i hope you are enjoying the video me mark and fausto work hard on it and it finally here good new i met some one and am realy happy some one to spend crismas withhe vary cute and am so please i've been bissy do show for the poor it so not to be able to give back i did get some bad new and going to have sergery on my ass it could take a mouth to get better aids is a pain in the ass thank you every one for your donation have a great day love all vmarr
Said by: victoria@gmail.com at December 23, 2005 06:56 PM
the funniest part is when the camera caught the "man in the green shirt".
very cool guys, good job.
Said by: mike hipp at December 24, 2005 07:37 AM
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! This was the best video to date and the best Xmas video cast I saw all season! Have a great time in San Juan!!!
Hugs and kisses to all!!!!
Joel
Said by: Joel at December 24, 2005 11:14 AM
I love this show. I really, really do. :) Fausto -- are your pubes blue? Thanks!
Said by: Joseph Fenity at December 24, 2005 11:09 PM
It's xmas i had a great holiday lot of party and lot of friends,i can't wait till next year am happy they might be sending the boys back home to the usa i ca't wait love boys sorry i have been not posting put i've been some what sad. my doctor told me i had to go for sregery and it would take long time to heal will it ever end but as you know am not one to feel sorry for my self it's a wait of time and energy that i can put some where else like in video cast i like to thank every one for your donation i wonder what mark and fausto are doing problemly have a blast i love to get some em love all vmarr
Said by: Victoria Lamarr at December 25, 2005 04:57 AM
It's xmas i had a great holiday lot of party and lot of friends,i can't wait till next year am happy they might be sending the boys back home to the usa i ca't wait love boys sorry i have been not posting put i've been some what sad. my doctor told me i had to go for sregery and it would take long time to heal will it ever end but as you know am not one to feel sorry for my self it's a wait of time and energy that i can put some where else like in video cast i like to thank every one for your donation i wonder what mark and fausto are doing problemly have a blast i love to get some em love all vmarr
Said by: Victoria Lamarr at December 25, 2005 04:57 AM
Had to watch that again tonight - post holiday... Frighteningly enough, to echo a few comments back... I really want some KFC now!!! Do I smell a licensing opp? haha! Loved it everybody! Great to see Amanda and Mr. Pinks for once. V-Marr, your Kirmy thinks you were amazing as usual. XO.
Said by: Aaron C at December 27, 2005 10:13 PM
What was up with the blackout?
Said by: John M. at December 30, 2005 05:05 AM
It was a technical glitch that got fixed. We'll be posting new shows on monday, stay tuned!
Then later on in the week, the Feast of Fools goes to Puerto Rico! Shows taped right in the heart of the Puerto Rican Rainforest, El Yunque.
Said by: Fausto at December 30, 2005 09:31 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I am off out to piss away the night and cause myself a week of suffering in return for one night of being a tit which I wont remember much of.
Yay for binge drinking!
Yay for the FoF, Mark is bonza and Fausto is tight as.
Craig
Said by: Craig Rigby at December 31, 2005 03:02 PM
Happy New Years Guys! Thank you so much for filling my ipod with a world of hilarious wonder, intellect, fun, and fantasy.
Said by: Darren at December 31, 2005 06:21 PM
very funny!!!!!!!!
Got a bit gross with the chicken, though :D
Said by: F at January 3, 2006 08:59 AM
been a bit behind (hey! i'm not a bottom!!) Loved this video-queer-nutt-crakk'r-cast!
xoxox - Dag
Said by: Dag at January 6, 2006 11:59 AM
Wow I watched it today and have to say I was laughing so hard at the beginning and then when ratboy ate the chicken I realize now what my mom felt like when she had her first job plucking chickens. I don't think I can look at chicken ever the same again.
LOL
Said by: Ramble Redhead at January 9, 2006 08:37 PM
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