FOF #133 - What Every Girl Needs - 08.17.05
What does every girl need? Amanda Steinstein joins Fausto and Marc on todays show to talk about what SHE thinks chicks need to make it in this big bad world.
Concerned Women for Americunts is a "feminist" cuntservative group who is organizing a boycott (should be boycunt) of Starbucks because they put an Armistead Maupin quote on their paper cups.
New plastic surgery trends: designer vaginas. Women not satisfied with bleaching their anuses can now get a "labia lift" to make their pussy more visually pleasing. New study shows that 1 in 25 dads are illegit.
Click on the extended entry for Amanda's list of Ten Things Every Girl Needs.
Here's a photo of the Chilean artist Alejandra Prieto's delicious vienna sausage sofa chair.
Coming soon: Fabulous interview with Twisted Sister's Dee Snider! (WHHAAT?) yes, HIM.
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Amanda Steinstein's TEN THINGS EVERY GIRL NEEDS
1- Post a photo of yourself, naked and fat and post it on your fridge to keep you out in the middle of the night.
2- Get a pair of high-heeled shoes that doesn't make you feel like a victim of 19th century chinese foot binding.
3- Always have the soundtrack to the ABBA inspired musical "Mama Mia" handy. A woman can tell if the guy they brought home is gay or homophobic.
4- Remember the pickup line: "How about NOW?" Women don't need pickup lines. They just need to say yes or no.
5- Always keep a bottle of champage handy cause you never know when you're gonna get your cork popped. Keep soda water and diet-sprite handy to weed out the boozehounds.
6- Bathroom time is learning time. Keep some educational material handy like: "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Amazing Sex," "How To Drive Your Woman Wild in Bed," and a personal favorite, "How To Satisfy A Woman Every Time: The Straight Guys Guide to Housework and Good Grooming."
7- If you use business cards, they should be from a legit company. Do not try to impress a guy with a card you made yourself.
8- If you need earplugs to sleep with someone, get another bedroom.
9- Keep a smart gay male friend on speed-dial. Gay guys have great advice.
10- A vibrator. The other nine things aren't as important if you can take care of yourself.
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Comments
re: cheese, couch and tomato salad.
as funny as it was;
tsk, tsk, tsk.... somebody has to put down their weapons first. Can't we all just get along?
Amanda..... we at hipperspective love it when you're on the show!
Said by: mike hipp at August 17, 2005 06:11 AM
josie's juice joint closed a while ago. sad face. it was a great place to see some really fun shows "back in the day".
now it's askew - a shishkebob shop.
Said by: victor at August 17, 2005 12:52 PM
LOOKS DELICIOUS
Said by: David Cerda at August 17, 2005 02:01 PM
Don't knock Tori!!
I dated a guy that had a whole bookshelf of Madonna. Very scary.
Yeah, Eminem so they can make sure you like homophobic misogynistic poetry.
Said by: Andy at August 17, 2005 04:29 PM
Twat-tightening surgeries?
We as a civilization have officially run out hobbies.
Said by: Andy at August 17, 2005 04:51 PM
So now can we have the top 10 things a guy needs? Advice is always helpful :-)
I love all three of you!
Thanks for all you do,
Eric
Said by: Eric Elton at August 17, 2005 05:43 PM
Give it to me! Give me the top 10 things a guy needs.
Said by: Marc Felion at August 18, 2005 02:00 AM
Amanda to Fausto: "Panasonic? I don't know what
brand it is. I don't look at it!"
I fucking lost it and laughed so hard when I heard that. Amanda you are fucking hilarious.
Said by: Tigger at August 18, 2005 03:01 AM
David– What's delicious?
V-hold, yeah I'm bummed out about Josie's closing. That was a great venue.
Um, Marc, I think people want to hear what WE think the top 10 things a guy needs.
Said by: Fausto at August 18, 2005 11:29 AM
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