Your face is a weapon against disease.
On todays podcast, we talked about Madonna's face being licensed for a brand of "Madonna" condoms. Here's the link to the Condomania site. I think having the icy image of a young Madonna Ciccone on a condom is probably more effective in keeping sex from happening in the first place, and therefore very effective as a contraceptive device. Even Gene Simmons has his own brand, which even seems a bit gay even for me.
I wonder what birth control products are being considered to be licensed by other celebrities (living or dead)? A Orson Welles branded sponge? A Barbara Streisand branded vasectomy? How about Elvis Presley birth control pills?
(Thanks Victor!)
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Pretty good strategy in some ways...I mean, Gene Simmons' face would sure make ME wanna use birth control! (Ironically, the thought makes me limp, so I suppose a condom would be superfluous...)
Said by: Aaron at May 5, 2005 03:22 PM
President Bush "Prom Promise" pens.
Pope Benedict XVI rape defenders.
Anne Coulter's portrait for the pubic area.
Ahnold Scwarzenegger "Spermanator"-brand spermicide.
Said by: adbak at May 5, 2005 06:22 PM
Thought you might like this: front page for the Institute of Oriental Studies at the Federal University of Santa Catarina.
Said by: adbak at May 5, 2005 06:53 PM
previous post's link didn't stick: http://www.cfh.ufsc.br/~oriente/
Said by: adbak at May 5, 2005 06:54 PM
Fausto...Mark. I've really been enjoying you're guys' podcast. I'm a straight guy with several gay friends and it's interesting to get the "gay view" on new items and just kind of get a sense of life from a different perspective. You guys do a hell of a show and represent the gay community very well...at least I guess..i'm not so much in the gay community i'm more in the straight commu...hmm..you know do straight people have a community or is it more like a union or something. Well regardless, Even thought sometimes i find the show a bit graphic, i thoroughly enjoy it and think you guys are doing great. I do a podcast with my girlfriend called "The Ponderplace Podcast" where we look at odd news and i typiically do a report on a pointless odd topic that i've wasted time thinking and researching. Keep it up guys! Thumbs up high from the straight guy!
Said by: Travis at May 6, 2005 12:20 AM
Dear Travis,
Your words are sweet but I really don't believe you have ever listened to our podcast. I suspect you are going around posting the same comment everywhere!
If you would like to advertise your podcast on our website please be so kind as to contact the Feast of Fools World Headquarters at Hillsea Plaza for the appropriate manner in which to whore your wares.
Thank you for your consideration and time,
Marc Felion
Said by: Marc Felion at May 6, 2005 03:02 AM
Marc, actually i do listen to the podcast, Originally i was going to email a comment, but fausto said that if you had just a random comment and not a question just put it on the blog. I include my podcast in many different comment forums, incase people want to get a better idea of what i'm about and stuff. I apologize for looking like an asshole. I wasn't trying to get a free commercial out of the deal. Believe what you will. Regardless keep up the good work and again I'm sorry. I've actually been listening to the podcast for going on a month now.
Said by: Travis at May 6, 2005 06:56 AM
We're just a bit paranoid from all the pod/river/dj-cast fame and so Marc lunged out at you, you sweet kind gentle man.
And I do encourage people to promote their own podcasts here. Be a media whore! It's just that we're a little sensitive from lack of sleep and all the hard work and loneliness that comes from producing internet content alone a home late at night.
I'm listening to your cinco de mayo show now (it sounds good so far!)
Said by: Fausto at May 8, 2005 03:23 PM
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