Feast of Fools.net - Rosie the Riveter - 04.27.05
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Fausto and Marc are SO looking forward to wacthing Rosie O'Donnell play a retarded lesbian (well okay, she's an asexual autistic woman) on a made for tv movie on Sunday. Also transgendered Hindusexual woes, Apple computer trash talk, and a very special phone call from Jennifer, the Girl on Tech.
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Coming soon: Patty Elvis wins a "Best of Chicago" award, live coverage from the Apple Store unveiling of Tiger, and Rosie O'Donnell returns to telelvision to play a retarded lesbian in a made-for-TV movie, but something tells me she isn't acting. I can't wait! Can you?
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Music
Foghat - Slow Ride
Auio clips from "Riding the Bus with my sister", Sunday May 1, 2005 on CBS
Black Eyed Peas - Let's Get Retarded
Links
Rosie Returns in Retarded Role
Listen to Jennifer's Girl on Tech podcast, as she chronicles her gastric bypass surgery.
I love my vagina buttons seem to be cunt-troversial in high schools.
Sex change Indian sues lover
Horny swedish lesbians sue uptight restaurant owner, and win.
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Comments
Hmmm.... I wonder if the sister town of Brazil, Indiana is, Indiana, Brazil?
:)
Said by: John Ong at April 27, 2005 09:11 AM
Hrm.... I wonder if the ongline guy posts for the sake of posting......
I tease you! Like your show btw John... you have a cool voice for it.
Said by: Mike Hipp at April 27, 2005 11:23 AM
Are you sure it isn't a reality TV show?
Said by: Madge Weinstien at April 27, 2005 01:15 PM
Let me just say that the picture of the re-re rosie makes me all puffy down there. Does she actually play a lesbian re-re or just an asexual re-re? It is kind of strange, but you never hear about 'special people' (like downsys) that are queer--but there must be downsy queers... lezzies with big tongues, widely spaced eyes, oval faces, mullets... there must be! I was just thinking about how it is strange that we think of handycapables as asexual when they can sometimes be very sexually uninhibited (just as they are not always in cuntrol of their tounges, they are not always in cuntrol of their sexuality).... they can be downsy yet grab every pair (or in Madge's case, singular) of boob(s) in sight. Getting all excited, peein their pants, fisting their own cunts when really really happy.... Oy! ___________________________________
Anyways, those clips that you played of Rosie being make me want to watch the movie so that I can laugh at her. I love how loudy she talks... reminds me of this 'special' girl that used to come into the coffee shop I worked at. She would talk SOOO loudly, often oblivious to the cuntstomers I was helping. I was really funny when she interrupted my interactions with said cuntstomers because they would not know what to do. Damn was she annoying. That didn't stop me from eating her cunt out though... because, as Fausto said today, "Even when it's bad it's still great!" And let me tell you... it was bad. She obviously had not yet learned about the letter H on Sesame street (h is for hygiene, you stupid cunt). I think that she also didn't learn about Soap, she probably just ate it instead. Oh... the re-res. ____________________________________________________
All of this re-re talk also reminds me of the Strangers With Candy episode "Who Wants Cake"... and let me tell you... all of the re-re's want cake. And Rosie... since she is a ripe dyke... she wants CUNT. Her whole re-re cunt-juice-ness is cuntstantly filled with images of drippy, cavernous, fishy cesspools. She probably has a very hairy, stinky, cunt and she probably even has a pubic mullet (less hair in the front, lots in the back... that is...in her ass crack). Maybe she will read this and be very offended. I could only hope. ___________________________________________________
By the way Fausto, you should make it so that people can post comments and use HTML to style them... such as including spaces with "BR" tags. Since I cunt do that... I put those shitty looking "__"s. Sorry bout that....well not really :)
Said by: PuffyBlubberCunt at April 27, 2005 01:22 PM
I almost pissed myself listening to retardo Rosie...
Said by: Wanda Wisdom at April 27, 2005 01:42 PM
Rosie is a doll. I don't know if the not knowing what Madge is saying every time she opens her mouth if real or not but it's a great gig. In my head she is a strung out crystal head that just before Madge calls, did her last hit and she's tripping the whole time.
Said by: Mike Hipp at April 27, 2005 01:52 PM
Mike... are you talking about Rosie who has been on Madge's podcast a few times? We are talking about the ripe dyke Rosie O'Donnell... are you cuntfused? Or perhaps my lexipro has gotten to me again--as betty butterfield says "I'm on so much lexipro I don't even know where I mmam"
Said by: PuffyBlubberCunt at April 27, 2005 02:04 PM
Oh, that is an hilarious misunderstanding... true comedy!
Said by: Madge Weinstien at April 27, 2005 02:56 PM
It sounds more to me like a little bit of mental retardation. I should know... I identified it before my first child almost slithered out of my cunt--thank god that downsy one didnt get away. "If I had [retarded] kids i'd kept [and not aborted you could ask them]."
Said by: PuffyBlubberCunt at April 27, 2005 03:16 PM
You're a deranged whore, Puffy.
Said by: Madge Weinstien at April 27, 2005 05:33 PM
In other words, you're our kinda gal!
Said by: Aaron at April 27, 2005 06:18 PM
About the mispost for madge on FoF site yesterday..... yes I'm retarded but i'm a good lay!
Said by: Mike at April 28, 2005 04:51 AM
All these comments are making me pee in my pants! Well at least you know where to find all of us on Sunday. (Stay tuned on Monday's show for a special POST Retarded Rosie coverage)
Plus I have a BIG BIG scoop! I spoke to Michael L Jackson's attorney Jo.n E.r.ick.so.n yesterday at a gay bar. (But you'll just have to wait to hear his drunken comments.)
See, listening to these podcasts DOES pay off! In hysterical laughter.
Said by: Fausto Fernos at April 28, 2005 10:53 AM
Didn't Madge Weinstein date Rosie once?
Said by: Fausto Fernos at April 28, 2005 10:54 AM
And which Rosie are we speaking of now? Madge dated the dykey retard rosie? Christ... that is the type of gal you can smell from a mile away. Kind of like on today's podcast when Fausto walked past the guy on the street that smelled of urine (and feces too, perhaps). Rosie O'dyke's pussy must smell like fish and BO... that is how much of a lezzie she is. But we know that Madge is not one to pass up that kind of a meal... especially if the woman is famous--just look to ethel murman.
Said by: PuffyBlubberCunt at April 28, 2005 11:21 AM
Rosie sounds like a Sesame Street Character.
Said by: Ben at April 28, 2005 01:00 PM
Actually one Rosie I ate out and the other Rosie went on a blind date with a certain local Fartographer a long time ago when he had just gradiated from the Northwesterd.
But I don't kiss and tell.
Said by: Madge Weinstien at April 28, 2005 03:08 PM
You mean Nancy Walker the lesbian who went by Rosie the Bounty spokesperson (also played Linda Lavin's mum on the 1980's sitcom ALICE)
http://www.rateitall.com/i-29899-rosie-the-waitress-bounty-towels.aspx
She also played Rhoda's mom (who's sister is Simpsons Marge/Jullie Knaver)
See, its all cunt-nected.
Said by: Fausto Fernos at April 28, 2005 03:47 PM
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