Fausto/Marc.... John and I are so sorry you haven't gotten your package from us yet. It was sent off before Vmar's though so it was certainly stolen by your EVIL evil neighbors! You need to extract some retribution from them. We will make you some more presents and send them to you this weekend.

hugs

Said by: Mike Hipp at April 22, 2005 07:18 AM

Oh, btw.... tell WANDA WISDOM that I love her when you have her on your show next week!!!

Said by: Mike Hipp at April 22, 2005 08:42 AM

I'm not telling who it is.

Said by: Fausto Fernos at April 22, 2005 11:13 AM

According to this survey - http://www.sizesurvey.com/result.html - East Asians (defined as those of Chinese, Japanese, Korean, or Vietnamese descent) have a mean (as in average, not temperament) penis length of 5.5 inches whereas Hispanics are 5.9", Blacks are 6.1" and Caucasians are 6.5".

"Surprisingly, it would appear from Figure 5, that contrary to popular myth, Black males have shorter erect lengths than their Caucasian counterparts. However, due to the small sample size and large variation in lengths, this "difference" is not statistically significant."

Said by: adbak at April 22, 2005 11:30 AM

Men are such size queens, arent we? You dont see women running around doing "studies" about how big their tits/ass/clit is?

One of my forerunners Scott Thompson, from Kids in the Hall, wrote this hilarious short monolouge about race and gender, which is hilarious. Without her doing the hard work in the early 90's (when nobody did what she did) there wouldnt be a Fausto, Feast of Fools, or any funny podcasts for you to listen to.

All this dick measuring really is about imperialism and racism. (____ has a big cock, therefore justifies all the fucked up things they do)

Said by: Fausto Fernos at April 22, 2005 11:45 AM

I still want to see pics of large asian cocks

Said by: Marc Felion at April 22, 2005 04:41 PM

Who said anything about Wanda Wisdom? I'm not telling.

Said by: Fausto at April 23, 2005 12:49 AM

Well, Fausto... when you put a lot of double W's in your post, it doesn't exactly scream Janet Reno.

Said by: John M. at April 23, 2005 06:33 AM

Personally, I'm still holding out for Liz Phair.

Said by: John M. at April 23, 2005 06:34 AM

You MINX, you! Very crafty.

XO,

Jimmy

Said by: Jimmy McBean at April 23, 2005 09:55 AM

Crafty about what?

Said by: Fausto at April 23, 2005 12:47 PM

Maybe I'm taking it too seriously, but you guys lost a vote from me for asking people to cheat on the podcastalley voting by clearing caches and changing IPs. Taking pages from the Diebold playbook of Republican Dirty Tricks is hardly a way to advance the values you say you stand for. Shame on you. If it was a joke, ummm well then I look silly but the joke is ass.

Said by: Todd at April 24, 2005 04:28 PM

Todd

What values did they say they stood for? I must have missed that episode. Fausto has said many many times that his show is comedy. Lighten up man... go get a blow job.

Said by: Mike at April 24, 2005 06:53 PM

Well, maybe I'm letting the cat out of the bag, but Web statistics is not an exact science by any means. They can be faked and are faked by many places.

If you enjoy our show, please tell your friends about it, and listen. If you dont like something, email me! We are whores for our fans. Can I fix you a drink? Fluff up your pillow?

Podcastalley.com is just people voting via IP addresses and their internet cache. I can GUARANTEEE you that every single show on there has "multiple" voters.

We are WAY too busy producing our shows (we put in at least 3-4 hours a day) plus work our day jobs, to try to hijink the ratings on that one single website.

The sad truth is that right now all podcasters need listners in order to survive (continue) and they are willing to do anything! ANYTHING for ratings/attention/media. In other words we are just like mainstream radio/tv/news.

I'm not killing anyone or telling anyone what to think. We only share our own misinformed opinions with you, our beautiful listeners, and hope you will do your own reseach and come up with your own conclusions/jokes/humor/politics.

We're working hard on re-making Victoria Lamarr as a Ann Coulter look alike/pundit. Until Richard told me, I never noticed she looks like her! Creepy , aint she?

xo
Fausto

Said by: Fausto at April 25, 2005 01:46 AM

Mike - I always took the FOF crew to be on the side of fair play, so forgive me for generallzing. And I could use a blowjob, as well as a mojito.

As for the voting thing, you guys are sweet so don't take my snarky posts too seriously. I do feel for the podcastalley crew for putting in a lot of work and thought to make the voting fair, and just because 'all the other kids are doing it' doesn't mean it's ok to encourage people to shit on their work by f'ing with the system they set up. My 2 cents, and no more.

Said by: Todd at April 25, 2005 11:13 PM